On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.
"How romantic!" she thought.
Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tiptoed to the kitchen and found it in a colossal mess.
Her harried husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway. "Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long -- I had to refill the pepper shaker."
"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"
"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little holes."
2007-10-26 05:13:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is that something you would do Drew?
lmmfao!!
2007-10-26 05:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A romantic dinner for a guy or a girl? you ought to specify. for a girl, start up out with a creamy or steamy soup, then a colourful salad (of vegetables, crutons, nuts...a good number of nuts!) with ranch dressing, and end off with chocolate lined strawberries or chocolate ice cream (feed one yet another). while you're making plans a romantic dinner that is going to be observed by utilising some action, i might recommend aphroisiacs which comprise oysters and clams, nutrition with a sprint of garlic, and different finger ingredients (finger ingredients get you in the temper). additionally, a romantic dinner is something yet romantic with out the alcohol. i might make my boyfriend and that i pina colada and that places us in the temper. Have a extreme high quality time! this is my own version of a recipe for pina colada: 8 ice cubes 3 ounzes of pina colada mixture 3 pineapple chunks (from the can) a million tablespoon of coconut rum or chocolate liquor
2016-10-14 02:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-10-26 06:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 05:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tisk tisk. Men!
2007-10-26 05:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by luvnaruto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he sounds like he tried really hard so i think it's a bit roantic
2007-10-26 05:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he blonde? lol
2007-10-26 05:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
or should i say PPPPPPPPPPPeeeeeeeeepppppppppeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeddddddd
Cheerss.lol
2007-10-26 05:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Prince 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very cute * for you
2007-10-26 05:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thanks for makin my day!
2007-10-26 05:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by Passion Curls 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋