Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

It's true. GCG has hurt my feelings and I'm going to insist that MKIA divorce him immediately.

2007-10-26 05:24:23 · 23 answers · asked by tbm 4 in Polls & Surveys

A hospital gown. He sits on a stool and asks the barman for a large brandy. The barman duly obliges and the man drinks it down in one, he then asks for the same again. This is repeated several more times untill the man says " I shouldn't really be drinking that, with what I've got". The barman says "why what have you got?" . To which the man replies "50 pence"!!!!

2007-10-26 05:24:17 · 18 answers · asked by dickyb 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and tell me a name....i changed it to "the whatever gurl"...everybody was laughing...........i need a name that suits me....but dhiraj like this name

2007-10-26 05:24:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have the urge to scream until my voice is completely gone.

2007-10-26 05:23:38 · 32 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

For Lunch????
I'm having cheese ravioli w/ garlic bread from a local italian deli. MMMM.....it's so yummy. My boss paid, is yours?

2007-10-26 05:23:18 · 7 answers · asked by loving life!!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Withstand having your barefeet ticked ruthlessly for a half an hour without either giving up, or loosing control of your bladder?

2007-10-26 05:22:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!" The Teacher fainted.

2007-10-26 05:22:15 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

mental health???
are they trying to tell me i've lost my marbles already ???

2007-10-26 05:22:02 · 21 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

Edward Cullen definitely. But Emmet comes in at a close second. LOL (These are characters from the Twilight series)

2007-10-26 05:21:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

anything you want!

2007-10-26 05:21:08 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:20:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd say it had to be around 1st or 2nd grade. Once I realized I didn't have to come back for two days, I caught on fairly quick.
We've had a great relationship ever since.

2007-10-26 05:20:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who is cuter? Who do you prefer?

2007-10-26 05:20:21 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm from Northern Kentucky/Cincinnati I would say ours are goetta, chilli spaghetti, larosas pizza

2007-10-26 05:19:57 · 5 answers · asked by lucy diamond 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you prefer?

2007-10-26 05:18:08 · 27 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

How homo is it that a bunch of middle-aged men would sit around in a cabin singing about erectile dysfunction?

2007-10-26 05:17:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:17:35 · 47 answers · asked by Dry Drunk 2 in Polls & Surveys

I think it's more hurtful when someone lies then "leaving out stuff" in a story. I dunno, it's a hard call!

2007-10-26 05:17:18 · 21 answers · asked by Shazza Baby 4 in Polls & Surveys

the brand and kind?

2007-10-26 05:17:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:16:59 · 24 answers · asked by ♣JaymatiK 2.0 ™² 5 in Polls & Surveys

which would you rather do and why

A.punch chuck norris in the face
B.punch barney in the face
C.punch eric cartman in the face

2007-10-26 05:16:19 · 18 answers · asked by MAVSFANATIC41 4 in Polls & Surveys

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more than a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the little girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

2007-10-26 05:16:17 · 7 answers · asked by Calvary 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-26 05:16:12 · 19 answers · asked by MOs fishin 6 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone tell me the name of the song you always hear on cartoons or old films using a church organ and its a spooky tune. Maybe even used on old scooby doos.
Although it is spooky it does even sound like classical music.
Any help would be great thanks.

2007-10-26 05:16:08 · 3 answers · asked by STEVEN E 3 in Other - Music

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"

2007-10-26 05:15:58 · 5 answers · asked by me here, where are you? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

David Wright
Grady Sizemore
Cole Hamels
Jeff Francoeur

I think David Wright i am absoutley in love with him he is soooo hot. the only thing is that he plays for the freakin mets, and i am a Phillies fan. (i would ask this in the baseball section expect not enough girls to answer this over there)

2007-10-26 05:15:54 · 8 answers · asked by feenafee 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was thinking of going to have my precious moments waxed.. Have you ever had it done? How bad does it hurt? Is it bad afterwards, swelling? Is it worth it or do you stick to shaving?

2007-10-26 05:15:49 · 13 answers · asked by Sweet T 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:15:18 · 62 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not trying to offend anyone but I just want to know how widespread this problem really is becuase I saw a new article a couple of days ago titled "Sexual Misconduct Plagues US Schools". It was talking about how teachers all over the US molest there students.

So I just wanna know. If you don't wanna give an answer then please, by all means, don't!

2007-10-26 05:14:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:13:51 · 8 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys