You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...
You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.
Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren.
The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols.
Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which.
Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware.
Your family prays AFTER they eat!
2007-10-26 04:58:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is hilarious. lol
2007-10-26 06:41:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep, no doubt this is funny and could of been written about me. I hate cooking and it hates me. Only have a kitchen because it came with the house !!
Have a Star for that
2007-10-26 05:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Beaver Diva Sue ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, you got a secret camera in our kitchen, we got the fire brigade on speed dial, pmsl
starred
2007-10-26 09:16:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 05:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol My family second that. I hope to improve one day.
2007-10-26 11:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say, If you can do better please take over, I like my steak well-done served with plenty of musrooms, beans and mashed potatoe. You can bring it to me in the lounge, when it's ready.
2016-04-10 07:15:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great ones there Raindrops.!!!
Sounds more like a Exterminator, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-10-26 13:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are most of the reasons we eat out. lol.
2007-10-26 12:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cooking bad joke lol.
2007-10-26 05:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
2007-10-26 06:32:57 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very bad cook>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-26 05:28:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋