A man is pulled over by the police for drink driving, the copper asks him to blow into the breathaliser. The man pulls a card out of his wallet which read "this man is an asthmatic, do not allow him to blow into a breathaliser signed dr smith".
The copper then asks to take him down to the police station for a blood test, again the man pulls a card out of his wallet which read " this man is a haemopheliac please do not draw blood from him".
By this time the copper was really pi*sed off, "right you funny bastsard I'll take you down the station for a urine sample" he said, again the man pulls a card out of his pocket which read " this man is a sunderland supporter please do not take the pi*s out of him".
2007-10-26 04:56:37 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one
2007-10-26 09:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny! But really, Sunderland are performing well! Better that some tams I know at least. I am feeling sorry for Tottenham and Martin Jol.
2007-10-26 12:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. Emailed it to my son who is a Sunderland supporter!
2007-10-26 12:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by liverpoollass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Replace the word 'Sunderland' with what ever happens to be your team's biggest rival and it's funny.
2007-10-26 12:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had any idea what a Sunderland supporter was, I might have laughed at that one.
2007-10-26 12:00:19 · answer #5 · answered by suspendedagain300 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very good! could also be said about many other teams' supporters.
2007-10-26 18:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is a sunderland supporter?
2007-10-26 12:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by Schrödinger the Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe.
*Sunderland is a football (soccer?) club for those of you that don't know*
2007-10-26 12:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it should read he is a man city fan
2007-10-26 12:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait i dont get it... what is a sunderland supporter ?
2007-10-26 12:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by B<3 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
funny if i was a newcastle fan
2007-10-26 12:01:14 · answer #11 · answered by Scott D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋