A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you - father of four!"
2007-10-26 04:47:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha very funny. lol
2007-10-26 06:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you have in basic terms had the canine for 5 days---she is petrified of her new ecosystem---all little canines shake like that particularly in a sparkling place with new human beings. supply her time to get used to the recent dwelling arrangements.... she will never stop shaking altogether simply by fact even the main gentle chihuahua shakes... yet as time is going by utilising she will shake lots much less. 5 days isn't long sufficient on your domestic dog to get used to you and each little thing else it is new to her.... supply it numerous WEEKS.....additionally, you ought to be taking her to a vet exceptionally rapid or a minimum of i might just to have the recent canine regarded at... and the vet can inform you what you will possibly do to help her get acquainted together with her ecosystem....Time i've got confidence is the only component which will help---that and being calm round her....and in basic terms save cuddling and chatting together with her.....save an eye fixed on how lots she eats too so which you would be able to tell the vet if there is any replace in THAT....if the canine stops eating, then you definitely can complication approximately it.
2016-10-14 02:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 05:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. That's a 10. lol.
2007-10-26 12:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!! I got a good chuckle out of that one.
2007-10-26 04:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by Einstein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny to me, or maybe its just because I am a mother!
2007-10-26 05:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a minute but I got it and am not a blonde. * for you 10/10
2007-10-26 06:35:33 · answer #7 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
2007-10-26 06:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a golden oldie babes but still made me lol xxxx
2007-10-26 13:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, he got his cumuppence, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-26 05:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋