Entertainment & Music - 20 December 2006

three little pigs go out for a meal. the waiter asks, can i take your drinks order first please? the first little pig says, i'll have a sprite please. the second little pig says,i'll have a coke please. the third little pig says, i'll have a beer followed by another beer please. a little later ,the waiter says ,can i have your meal order please? the first little pig says, i'll have the steak please. the second little pig says, i'll have the fish please. the third little pig says, i'll have a beer followed by another beer please.A little later the waiter asks for the final course, the first little pig says i'll have ice cream please. the second little pig says, i'll have the cheese board please. the third little pig says, i'll have a beer followed by another beer. the waiter looks up and says, why do you only have lots of beer? well says the little pig ,someones got to go wee wee all the way home

2006-12-20 11:23:40 · 32 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Jokes & Riddles

There both the same kind of mag so was just wondering which one most people liked. Please no smart answers that don't include either :P

2006-12-20 11:23:33 · 8 answers · asked by Product of Conception 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want to make a techno song with the synthersyzers I have. I want it to sound like it does on all techno songs. That noise you hear like boom, boom sound. How do I get that sound do I need a program or what???

2006-12-20 11:23:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-20 11:22:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Spare me the crash dieting stuff, I know all the risks, I just need to look a little thinner for 1 day in about 5 days. Real Suggestions?

2006-12-20 11:22:16 · 12 answers · asked by SadToday22 3 in Polls & Surveys

katy comes home to find out her beloved freddy was murdered in cold blood but all there was for evidence was freddys dead body, broken glass and some moisture of some sort on the carpet, no blood. no sign of struggle. what happened, and who was freddy?

2006-12-20 11:21:58 · 11 answers · asked by WildFlower63 2 in Jokes & Riddles

the beginning where it starts "i wear a mean dark pair of shades....."

2006-12-20 11:20:40 · 8 answers · asked by theman0569 2 in Music

and then i forget most of the words but it think it was like " and i would rather i would rather go blind. . . ." i know thats not much to work with but it has been driving me crazy eversince they used it on some commercial (i dont remember which one) but its an old song sung by a woman and its a slow song so please if anyone knows what the heck im talking about i would really like to know who sings this or at least the title of the song thank you

2006-12-20 11:20:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-20 11:20:05 · 16 answers · asked by Laura H 1 in Music

if so how many?

2006-12-20 11:19:51 · 4 answers · asked by Ollie B 4 in Polls & Surveys

why cant space aliens look like us?..and act like us?. why are they always taking over our world??

2006-12-20 11:19:21 · 13 answers · asked by awhitehorse01 1 in Movies

Why?

2006-12-20 11:19:10 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for my horse
he isnt use to snow
and he.s not real thrilled about tow trucks either

2006-12-20 11:17:56 · 12 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 11:17:34 · 14 answers · asked by ? 1 in Television

Royksopp

2006-12-20 11:17:32 · 38 answers · asked by loser 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 11:17:12 · 5 answers · asked by Esweet 1 in Music

Let your creative juices flow~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2006-12-20 11:17:08 · 41 answers · asked by Skanky McSkankypants 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 11:17:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"

2006-12-20 11:16:46 · 25 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what's the character's name, what's the person's
real name, and what movie is it? and what do bother of the characters have on?

2006-12-20 11:16:33 · 6 answers · asked by Tramor 2 in Movies

I've been looking at things that say mean things
and the user covers it up with a celebirty name.
Why?

2006-12-20 11:16:30 · 6 answers · asked by I Luv Gerard 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-20 11:15:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in the 30 seconds to mars video 'from yesterday' wut is the massage with the whole asian theme and all thAT?

2006-12-20 11:15:14 · 1 answers · asked by Eric A 2 in Television

I saw the categorie...if anything this site will make you more insane...do they really come HERE for help?


Just Wondering...♥

2006-12-20 11:14:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anybody know if manga is really great in america as in japan. i know that some of the mangas i read are really big and popular and i was wondering if the manga artists here expect the same thing if they are popular. such as do they reel in the $$$ for the copies they publish and such

2006-12-20 11:14:47 · 5 answers · asked by Dodo bird 2 in Comics & Animation

THEY ARE SoOoOo stupid!

2006-12-20 11:13:57 · 26 answers · asked by Koko Butta Kream 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 11:13:46 · 20 answers · asked by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

This question was in a magazine my partner has. I thought it would be funny to see the answers!
For me? In a bucket. That's about as wierd as I can think of!

2006-12-20 11:13:29 · 20 answers · asked by Whava 3 in Polls & Surveys

i have four female rats that share a cage. i got them one of those giant rat safe wodent wheels that they all ignore except one. the one who likes it (dinosaur) runs in it non-stop. what do you think the other rats think when they see her doing this?

2006-12-20 11:13:02 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

FINISHED ALL THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING??? OR DO YOU DO IT ALL AT THE LAST MINUTE???

2006-12-20 11:12:30 · 2 answers · asked by LilLiE 4 in Polls & Surveys