an older gent was struggling to get excited in bed with his wife ,so he went to the docs. after trying viagra, and many other treatments the doctor said I cant help you anymore ,but I know a man who can. He's a witch doctor. so the old guy went along to see the witch doctor and told him of his trouble. the witch doctor listened then said ,look into the fire. there was a big flash of blue flame and the witch doctor said right, now, when you go home and you want to make love to your wife, all you have to say is 1.2.3. and you will be like a stallion for as long as you want. the old man says ,great but what happens when i have finished. well says the witch doctor ,you just say 1.2.3.4. but beware, you can never do it again for one whole year. so the old man goes home ,strips off, showers , and calls his wife to bed. Get ready my love he shouts 1.2.3. and low and behold ,up he rises like a bargepole.Great says his wife ,but what did you say 1.2.3.for
2006-12-20
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