an older gent was struggling to get excited in bed with his wife ,so he went to the docs. after trying viagra, and many other treatments the doctor said I cant help you anymore ,but I know a man who can. He's a witch doctor. so the old guy went along to see the witch doctor and told him of his trouble. the witch doctor listened then said ,look into the fire. there was a big flash of blue flame and the witch doctor said right, now, when you go home and you want to make love to your wife, all you have to say is 1.2.3. and you will be like a stallion for as long as you want. the old man says ,great but what happens when i have finished. well says the witch doctor ,you just say 1.2.3.4. but beware, you can never do it again for one whole year. so the old man goes home ,strips off, showers , and calls his wife to bed. Get ready my love he shouts 1.2.3. and low and behold ,up he rises like a bargepole.Great says his wife ,but what did you say 1.2.3.for
2006-12-20 11:46:09 · 24 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Alot of people are not going to get that, but I think it's pretty damn funny!
2006-12-20 11:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Shepherd 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Probably saved him from having a Heart attack and the wife from remembering her youth!
2006-12-20 11:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-20 20:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one, hope the wife cant count to four tonight !!!!!
2006-12-20 11:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alot of people are not going to get that, only the lucky people can get it
2006-12-20 20:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still a good one.
have a silver star
2006-12-20 19:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me 2 secs to get that
rotfpmslmfao
2006-12-20 11:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one,
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2006-12-20 12:01:57 · answer #8 · answered by bleacherbrat34 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a second to get that... poor guy! LOL!
2006-12-20 11:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I must say that wasn't bad at all
2006-12-20 12:16:25 · answer #10 · answered by day shaun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋