Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2006

2006-12-18 23:59:57 · 11 answers · asked by boe boe 1 in Comics & Animation

What is long, green, slimy and has the word c*m in it


















A cucumber,

i lost you there for a second i have no idea what you were thinking you have dirty minds

2006-12-18 23:59:55 · 14 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I left a designer umbrella in a supermarket.Went back 20 minutes later and it was gone.

2006-12-18 23:59:31 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 23:57:54 · 5 answers · asked by shortydevito 2 in Movies

of this
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/scared-of-peaches.html

2006-12-18 23:56:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two guys sitting in the pub chatting when this girl passes them going to the toilet.
Guy says "I think she's nice"
Guys mate "well nip over and give her the patter"
Guy "the patter?"
Guys mate "aye the patter"
Guy "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"
Guys Mate "Fu*ks sake its easy all you have to say is "hello" and she
will say "hello"
Then say "it's a nice day isn't it"
Then she will say "Yes it is"
Then you say " but not half as nice a you!"
Then she will say "Oh thank you"
Then the patter will just flow"


Guys Mate "look there she coming back out, go and give it a go"

So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head

He walks up and says "Hello"
She says "Hello"
He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"
She says "Yes it is"
He says "but not half as nice as you"
She says "Oh thank you"

Few seconds of uneasy silence..............................


Then he says........................................

"Been for a sh 1 te then?"

2006-12-18 23:55:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-18 23:55:50 · 35 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

There is a chicken and a egg in a bed, the chicken has a very satisfied look on his face and smoking a ciggerate
and the egg looks at him and says "well we now know the answer to the question"

2006-12-18 23:55:24 · 3 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have done this before because i believe it provides a counter point to the question asked, however most of the time everyone else cries foul and say's that i can't do that so in the end i'm forced to delete my answer(question)

2006-12-18 23:54:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 23:54:33 · 6 answers · asked by Laucrexia 2 in Celebrities

how many gallons of lemonade yould you make right now?

2006-12-18 23:54:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man dies and his son sets up the funeral, he goes to the funeral home and says
"i want the best for my dad"

The funeral was a nice ceromany, the son gets a bill from the funeral place for £1500 he goes ahead and pays that, the next month he gets a supplementery bill for £85 he pays that, the next month he get anoth bill for £85, he calls up the funeral parlor and asks whats going on,

"you said you wanted the best for your father so i rented him a tux"

2006-12-18 23:53:52 · 10 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-18 23:52:06 · 2 answers · asked by chris q 1 in Television

2006-12-18 23:50:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-18 23:50:32 · 29 answers · asked by Kicky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 23:50:24 · 34 answers · asked by nicky.x 3 in Horoscopes

Did NOT get you what u wanted for CHRISTMAS???

hhmmmm

2006-12-18 23:48:00 · 22 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know what It means but why call it that? lol

2006-12-18 23:46:39 · 8 answers · asked by Melissa 4 in Polls & Surveys

There's a blonde presnter today - it's not Kaye Adams...Who is it?

Anyone Know?

2006-12-18 23:46:31 · 1 answers · asked by Richy23 1 in Television

Or any other luxury car for that matter? I haven't.

Why not and where do they go when they need a quick meal?

2006-12-18 23:45:53 · 17 answers · asked by WYL2TMP 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is it pretty much guaranteed that most people sir clockwise ?
Does it depend if you're left or right handed ?

2006-12-18 23:45:43 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was the name of the coupLe that lived at 16 Gosforth Lane, Milton Keynes in July 1952?

2006-12-18 23:44:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone know any goth christmas songs? Originals rather than covers if possible.

2006-12-18 23:41:01 · 12 answers · asked by Madfan 3 in Music

2006-12-18 23:40:30 · 9 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 23:39:18 · 12 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 23:39:02 · 4 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

day in dodds history due to my free fish finger! What was your best day?

2006-12-18 23:38:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He has a beemer and he has two shag rugs in the front so people dont get his mats dirty...
well i was thinking about getting him rubber bmw mats so that would solve the problem...

2006-12-18 23:38:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do you even bother to wrap it?

2006-12-18 23:38:16 · 14 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

..go on and kiss the girl..!

2006-12-18 23:38:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music