two guys in the pub...?

Question

Two guys sitting in the pub chatting when this girl passes them going to the toilet.
Guy says "I think she's nice"
Guys mate "well nip over and give her the patter"
Guy "the patter?"
Guys mate "aye the patter"
Guy "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"
Guys Mate "Fu*ks sake its easy all you have to say is "hello" and she
will say "hello"
Then say "it's a nice day isn't it"
Then she will say "Yes it is"
Then you say " but not half as nice a you!"
Then she will say "Oh thank you"
Then the patter will just flow"


Guys Mate "look there she coming back out, go and give it a go"

So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head

He walks up and says "Hello"
She says "Hello"
He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"
She says "Yes it is"
He says "but not half as nice as you"
She says "Oh thank you"

Few seconds of uneasy silence..............................


Then he says........................................

"Been for a sh 1 te then?"

Answer 1

talk about letting it flow.... guy is as smooth as silk!!HA!HA!

Answer 2

EXCELLENT Joke. Laughed out Loud

Answer 3

Yeah..not bad

Answer 4

ha ha

Answer 5

ahhahaha thats kool i like it nd im gonna tell every1 i no

Answer 6

OMG LMAO ROFL :D so funny nice one

Answer 7

hahaha XD

Answer 8

and then the girl says :
Ohh no i am keeping it in for you.

Or:
Yeah and i didn't flush wanna see it?

Answer 9

ha ha thats funny

Answer 10

thats what I'd have said too