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My own thumb when I was taking off my headphones.
I also had a bloody kamikaze fly dive-bomb straight into it once.

2006-12-18 23:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Contacts

2006-12-18 23:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 0 0

Got sprayed in the eye by some idiot with a water pistol full of vodka on a stag do that smarted

2006-12-18 23:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Monkeyy 2 · 1 0

A fifthteen inch wooden stake in each eye

and now I have no eyes

2006-12-19 00:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by wragster 3 · 0 0

Some hairs from my fat bloke chin beard while the barber was shaving me - shot up in my eye like tiny pins. Very painful because some of them are ginger.

2006-12-19 00:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Light.

2006-12-19 03:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by D.F 6 · 0 0

a old persons finger nail.
i was clipping her nails when it flew into my eye needless to say i will never cut or clip anybodies nails ever again unless i have a full head mask on.lol

2006-12-18 23:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A fly. I kept thinking it's legs we're still in my eye.

2006-12-18 23:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 1 0

a small leaf kind of thing and last i got in my mouth which shouldnt have gone was a mosquito it tasted minty !!! yuck

2006-12-18 23:58:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NO JOKE!!!

I GOT MY OWN PISS IN MY EYE. I WAS DOING "THE SHAKE" AFTER REIEVING MYSELF A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO AND SOMEHOW I DID IT WRONG AND SOME WENT RIGHT INTO MY EYE. I COULDNT BELIEVE IT. I DONT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED BUT IT DID. JUST DONT TELL ANYONE. IT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING.

2006-12-19 00:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by Steven Colbert 4 · 3 1

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