Entertainment & Music - 23 December 2006

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate,could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."


"Fook off y' liar!"


"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

2006-12-23 23:59:07 · 17 answers · asked by δώδεκα 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-23 23:59:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

So...what do you guys do on boring sundays when ur missing the one u love and everyones on holiday, all shops are closed and not in for watching tv? :P

2006-12-23 23:58:29 · 19 answers · asked by RandomGrl 1 in Polls & Surveys

normally under what circumstances do you cry ?
I seldom cry but I really do shed tears when I watch sad movie haha

2006-12-23 23:54:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in-laws and all ya know!!

2006-12-23 23:54:18 · 18 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 23:50:47 · 17 answers · asked by eddiecox3@sbcglobal.net 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Today? Tomorrow? What time are you serving your Christmas Eve
snacks?

2006-12-23 23:50:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just a poll....which do you prefer??

2006-12-23 23:49:22 · 25 answers · asked by kweenb2327 3 in Polls & Surveys

tail for Christmas, and they were both too big?

2006-12-23 23:47:32 · 8 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who cares they can sing or act. Why knight them and make their heads that much bigger?

2006-12-23 23:45:54 · 4 answers · asked by Buster 3 in Celebrities

ok i seen on howard stern a couple of times he puts his guests in a tickle chair and tickles them for about 15 minutes who would go in the tickle chair and where are you most ticklish

2006-12-23 23:44:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

The four a*sholes coming in the rear, in standard 2 by 2 cover formation"

A line from which film?

2006-12-23 23:44:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A deer in the woods, a candle in the church, a blossoming rose, a fire in sandalwood forest, a moonlit night, a warm sunray in winter, a dancing peacock, the dream of a poet, a soft whisper, a swinging twine, the beauty of early mornings, the life of colors, waves on the seaside, the tune on a Veena, a fairy song, a spray of juice or a fragrant cool breeze.

Which one of the above does "real love" feel most like?

Which one is YOUR love closest to?

2006-12-23 23:43:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 23:43:05 · 18 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is it true that the internet network or internet system/connection/business is different from the rest of the world,especially in Hong Kong.In hong kong you could like do anything with an internet once you've got a connection.Like send files videos post download upload and all that with unlimited access.Is that true that not all of that is available in US unless you pay a little higher price.Cuz,here the average person can have all those accesses and do all that with the internet.Or could you explain what you can do with the internet connection in the US for average citizen?Is it unlimited or all that?

2006-12-23 23:41:36 · 2 answers · asked by real_purpose_of_existence 1 in Movies

2006-12-23 23:41:34 · 6 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 23:40:59 · 19 answers · asked by Rika 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 23:40:39 · 13 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 23:39:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-12-23 23:39:43 · 26 answers · asked by Andrew W 2 in Jokes & Riddles

but i mistook him for a Orc and told him to get lost. it didnt help that he was wearing his pjs.

would i still get my Christmas present or did Santa get offended ? ( i was good all year )

2006-12-23 23:39:41 · 6 answers · asked by igottanoe 3 in Polls & Surveys

Song 1 - "Ohhhh, I'm not sick but I'm not well..."
Song 2 - "When I'm a walkin' I strut my stuff, I am so strung out...big hands I know you're the one..."

PLEASE HELP I really want to download them! Thanks!

2006-12-23 23:39:19 · 3 answers · asked by hes 3 in Music

I want to watch The Good Shepherd but not sure all the in-laws do. We Are Marshall? Blood Diamond? Apocalypto? The Pursuit Of Happyness? Anyone seen any of these?

2006-12-23 23:39:13 · 8 answers · asked by Buster 3 in Movies

2006-12-23 23:38:30 · 5 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 23:32:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-23 23:32:13 · 17 answers · asked by Shea Butta 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 23:31:36 · 6 answers · asked by aly 1 in Television

wat did mean to? she had a special emotion,looking and everything want to do.brenda Song,she is the girl dicovered everyone who's experiment of her DNA ?

2006-12-23 23:31:29 · 4 answers · asked by kelvz song 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-23 23:30:57 · 18 answers · asked by Mono Liso 4 in Music

2006-12-23 23:28:07 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys