Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate,could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off y' liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
2006-12-23 23:59:07 · 17 answers · asked by δώδεκα 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha luvved it great joke, keep some more comin
2006-12-24 03:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.
The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.
The following day the rabbit walks into the bar and asks for a cheese and ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie, drinks the pint, runs around the room for a bit then drops dead.
Oh dear says the bar-man, it looks like another case of mixin' me toasties
2006-12-24 00:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha great joke
10 stars
2006-12-24 02:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-24 00:33:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a goodin.keep them coming.be care full you'll need a doubl;e dick to shag 2 at once.
2006-12-24 05:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oy, bloody riot, mate! LOL
2006-12-24 00:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by striegyr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooo i better go get a twin! LOL Merry X-MAS!
2006-12-24 00:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by dauschaundlovers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my twin sis are in danger!
2006-12-24 00:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by Nina Maria S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha oh ma days man dat is brilliant. SICK!
2006-12-24 05:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha great joke
2006-12-24 02:19:24 · answer #10 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋