A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"
2006-12-20 11:16:46 · 25 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good. Not heard it before so it'll probably get posted another 10 times this week.
ha ha ha
2006-12-20 19:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A++++++= 10 stars
2006-12-21 05:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe Brilliant!
2006-12-20 19:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by puffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, he does. That cool! also, I was thinking the man should do it anyway. Because the wife cooks all the time. I think the man should do it, because in marriage things should be 50/50. or 70/20. The man has to do something.
2006-12-20 19:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
2 funny! Hahahahahahahaha! That laugh was about as fake as it can get... almost as fake as the movie Must Love Dogs...
Naw, I'm just joking! 10/10 it was super funny
2006-12-20 20:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh
2006-12-20 22:30:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it lmao 10/10
2006-12-21 04:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh 10/10 :)
That made me laugh!
2006-12-20 19:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She would need the patience of Job !
2006-12-21 08:28:32 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's cool. Luv It.
2006-12-20 19:22:51 · answer #10 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋