three little pigs go out for a meal. the waiter asks, can i take your drinks order first please? the first little pig says, i'll have a sprite please. the second little pig says,i'll have a coke please. the third little pig says, i'll have a beer followed by another beer please. a little later ,the waiter says ,can i have your meal order please? the first little pig says, i'll have the steak please. the second little pig says, i'll have the fish please. the third little pig says, i'll have a beer followed by another beer please.A little later the waiter asks for the final course, the first little pig says i'll have ice cream please. the second little pig says, i'll have the cheese board please. the third little pig says, i'll have a beer followed by another beer. the waiter looks up and says, why do you only have lots of beer? well says the little pig ,someones got to go wee wee all the way home
2006-12-20 11:23:40 · 32 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... cute
2006-12-20 11:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So predictable that after waiter asked first pig for his food order I looked to see if punch-line was wee wee wee!
2006-12-20 11:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Grunt Grunt.
Must confess though, it was me really whilst going home from the Office Christmas Party.
2006-12-20 12:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
s Rashaad Coleman, Miley Cyrus and Raven.
2006-12-20 11:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by TuKu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cringe! (laughed as well 8 / 10)
2006-12-20 20:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh
2006-12-20 14:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure it was the 3 little pigs?
2006-12-20 19:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny, but the question is..... Who is going to drive?
2006-12-21 01:54:51 · answer #8 · answered by Noir.... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY Funny
2006-12-20 20:21:06 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow never heard that one before!!! That's funny!
2006-12-20 11:38:32 · answer #10 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, twisted and wrong but funny!
2006-12-20 13:32:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋