There was a blonde who wanted to learn how to fly an airplane, so she goes to the airport and asks the man behind the desk, "Hi, I'd like to learn how to fly an airplane."
The man looked at a clipboard, then replied, "I'm sorry, miss, but there aren't any airplanes available. Would a helicopter be alright?"
"Oh, yes! I'd LOVE to fly a helicopter!"
So the blonde learns how to fly it and she's ready to go on her first drive. The man goes to the control tower and sits at the radio.
"Alright," he says to her, "turn the engine on." She does and responds, "Okay, it's on!"
"Now, take her up to 10,000 feet."
This blonde does and then radios in, "Oh, it's lovely up here! It's so beautiful!"
"Okay, now take her up to 20,000 feet."
The blonde does this and contacts him, "Oh, this is so wonderful! I absolutely LOVE this view! It's so pretty!"
"Okay, let's go up another 10,000 feet before we bring you back down."
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2006-11-17
06:02:02
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