There was a blonde who wanted to learn how to fly an airplane, so she goes to the airport and asks the man behind the desk, "Hi, I'd like to learn how to fly an airplane."
The man looked at a clipboard, then replied, "I'm sorry, miss, but there aren't any airplanes available. Would a helicopter be alright?"
"Oh, yes! I'd LOVE to fly a helicopter!"
So the blonde learns how to fly it and she's ready to go on her first drive. The man goes to the control tower and sits at the radio.
"Alright," he says to her, "turn the engine on." She does and responds, "Okay, it's on!"
"Now, take her up to 10,000 feet."
This blonde does and then radios in, "Oh, it's lovely up here! It's so beautiful!"
"Okay, now take her up to 20,000 feet."
The blonde does this and contacts him, "Oh, this is so wonderful! I absolutely LOVE this view! It's so pretty!"
"Okay, let's go up another 10,000 feet before we bring you back down."
"
2006-11-17 06:02:02 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Alright!" the blonde says and takes the helicopter up even higher. There's silence for a little while, then the helicopter comes hurling down from the heavens and it explodes into a pilliar of fire upon contact with the ground.
The man races out to the helicopter and pulls the woman out. She is unharmed. The man pants and asks, "what in the world happened?"
"Well, when you told me to turn on the engine, I was fine. You told me to go up to 10,000 and I was fine. So you tell me to go up to 20,000 feet. I was fine. You tell me to go up to 30,000 feet, but then I got cold, so I turned off that big fan up there."
2006-11-17 06:02:16 · update #1
good joke.... i still like simple short ones like ..what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.
2006-11-17 06:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by sadie 69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a purple head have been status on the fringe of the pool waiting for the one hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and commenced swimming. a jiffy the brunette complete and jumped out of the water. Then the purple head. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They presented the gold to the brunette, the silver to the purple head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the steel round her neck the blonde wispered " i do no longer prefer to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their hands"
2016-10-22 06:28:22 · answer #2 · answered by titman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-11-17 06:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked the shopkeeper for some Helicopter flavoured crisps, He didn't have any so i bought some plain instead
2006-11-17 06:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by jabelite 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Can you stop with the jokes and let me clear this pile of manure and mend my broken ribs
2006-11-18 07:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by ste53 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde, and I laughed!
2006-11-17 06:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by None 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!!!!
how do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
she finds her tampon in her ear and cant find her pencil
2006-11-17 06:09:33 · answer #7 · answered by lost buddy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice- can't ever beat a good blonde joke.....unless you are a blonde!!
2006-11-17 06:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Shayne L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
now THATS funny
xxx
2006-11-17 06:04:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny
2006-11-17 06:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋