Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

I have already pre-purchased airline tickets to go on a short vacation somewhere and I recieved my summons to jury duty in the mail yesterday. It just so happens that it falls on the same day I will be out of state. Is this a legit reason not to go?

2006-11-14 23:59:54 · 8 answers · asked by guitardan 5 in Polls & Surveys

When is a door,
Not a door ?

2006-11-14 23:59:39 · 12 answers · asked by us2_4playtime 2 in Jokes & Riddles

You remember B.A. was frightened of getting on airplanes, yeah? You remember they used to hypnotise him to get him on the planes, yeah? Well, why did they always make the "control" word that would de-hypnotise him rhyme with "plane"?

"Okay Face, he's under, get him on the plane."
"What's the control word?"
"Plain."
"You're an idiot Hannibal."

2006-11-14 23:59:08 · 3 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

lose their jobs.

2006-11-14 23:58:35 · 8 answers · asked by Kojak 2. 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 23:58:29 · 18 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

a man is on one side of a river and needs to cross to the other.
he has a boat that will atke and 1 other.
he has a lion, a goat and a cabbage.
in what order does he do it?
there is a logical solution

remember lions eat goats
goats eat cabbage

he needs all three safely on the other side uneaten

2006-11-14 23:58:02 · 20 answers · asked by emboo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

'The Break Up' with Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn is a great movie... Any other rental suggestions?

2006-11-14 23:55:11 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Movies

I need a list of some movies that either make you think or leave the ending in a way where you need to decide what YOU think happened.

2006-11-14 23:53:20 · 17 answers · asked by Woo S 1 in Movies

Where on the body could one receive an axe-wound and expect it to heal the most quickly?

Any thoughts? Is this close to the bone?

2006-11-14 23:51:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone remember a daft song about a little car chasing the singer at increasingly fast speeds, much to his annoyance? The only line I can remember is

"Beep beep, beep beep

The little car went beep"

2006-11-14 23:49:58 · 10 answers · asked by Vernix Lanugo 3 in Music

2006-11-14 23:49:56 · 10 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

The first one said. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned". "I touched a man's penis with my finger"!

The Priest said. "Go outside, wash your finger in the Holy Water and say 2 Hail Mary's"!

The second Nun said. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned"> "I touched a man's Penis with my hand"!

The Priest said. "Go outside, wash your hand in the Holy Water and say 3 Hail Mary's"!

The 4th Nun turned to the Third and said. "Can I go in before you"?

The third Nun asked why?

The 4th Nun replied. "I'd like to rinse out my mouth, before you wash your @rse"!

2006-11-14 23:48:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A Chick With Long Legs
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

2006-11-14 23:47:28 · 10 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Well its mine. I am 28 today. Wooohoooo. And if it is Happy Birthday to you too. If its not, when is yours?

2006-11-14 23:47:05 · 24 answers · asked by Jester 5 in Horoscopes

2006-11-14 23:46:30 · 4 answers · asked by MATTHEW J 1 in Television

If so, SNAP OUT OF IT.

2006-11-14 23:44:02 · 21 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

please be resonable and do not just pick your own gender.

2006-11-14 23:43:25 · 22 answers · asked by Jacqueline W 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 23:43:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 23:42:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

here it is i have a bet with a frnd of mine who thinks this whole answers thing is fake.
so plz just write anything.
i want to show him tht i can get more than 50 answers in just 30 minutes.
so plz answer.

2006-11-14 23:42:16 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My friend is doing a disco for 13 years old on the weekend. What music should she play? What is cool? And what is not cool? There should be a mix of girls and boys aged 13-14 ish

2006-11-14 23:41:12 · 19 answers · asked by Michelle_81 3 in Music

2006-11-14 23:40:08 · 14 answers · asked by KIRSTY 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-14 23:39:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

There's a guy on this site called SilentAssassin, but because of size restrictions, his name comes up as SilentAss...

Ha ha ha ha.

2006-11-14 23:38:43 · 13 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Jokes & Riddles

juicy

2006-11-14 23:38:38 · 31 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 23:38:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They are meant to be rock-hard, penguin-face-ripper-offerers
Yet mine just walk around and look depressed?

Are their any cures? they are even turning their noses up at the seal meat at the moment...

2006-11-14 23:38:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My birthday is November 2nd.

2006-11-14 23:36:54 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Horoscopes

Let me explain mathematically;

It is accepted that,

Study = Dont Fail &
Dont Study = Fail

So,
Study + Dont Study = Fail + Dont Fail

means,
Study ( 1 + Dont ) = Fail ( 1 + Dont )

Thus, Study = Fail

PROVED !!!

2006-11-14 23:35:00 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why does Mariah points one of her fingers at the hole of her ears when she does whistle register and whats the song of hers which has the highest notes of all?

2006-11-14 23:33:44 · 7 answers · asked by Don D 1 in Celebrities