Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

The queen and dolly parton die on the same day,and they both go b4 st.peter 2 find out if they'll b admitted 2 heaven.Unfortunately,thers only 1 space left that day ,so St.peter asks dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go 2 heaven.She takes off her top and says,"look at these.they're the most perfect ones god ever created,and i'm proud 2 own them".st .peter thanx dolly,and asks the queen the same question.she drops her skirt and panties,takes a bottle of perrier out of her purse,shakes it up,and douches with it.St.peter says,"OK,your majesty,u may go in."Dolly is outraged,she screams,"what was that all about?i show u 2 of gods own creations,she performs a disgusting hygiene act,and gets in,and i don't?!!!"Sorry Dolly says St.Peter,"but a royal flush beats a pair anyday."

2006-11-14 22:08:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you have a real bone of contention you want to get off your chest?

Use this opportunity.

2006-11-14 22:07:37 · 7 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What do a fish and a rock have in common?

I will post the answer soon...

2006-11-14 22:06:24 · 10 answers · asked by Motti _Shish 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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How do you get into the adult entertainment in England?

2006-11-14 22:06:15 · 3 answers · asked by Jon C 1 in Television

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Do you think this is funny? Rating please?

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft Chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."
"Yes?"
"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Mark'"
"Sure."
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.
"Hi, Mark" he said.

I replied, "Get lost, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

2006-11-14 22:04:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Kate Moss V Jordan?

I read in a mag that Jordan thinks Kate Moss looks really rough lately and that shes annoyed that Kate is getting big campaigns even though she took drugs, as she thinks this is sending out the wrong message to young people like her sister who is 16 (and wants to be a glamour model too), what do you think?

2006-11-14 22:03:57 · 24 answers · asked by Star 2 in Celebrities

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A really good riddle!?

There is a right answer to this riddle so you know whether you get the answer right:

A man was driving in a convertable car in a thunder storm. He then stops at a bus stop and sees 3 people there:

- An old woman who is really sick and needs to be taken to a hospital immediately.

- A doctor who saved your life before.

- The love of your life who you were never be able to see until now

He only has 2 seats in the car. One is for him. The other is for only one other person. Who should he save and why??? Ten points for the first correct answer!

2006-11-14 22:03:00 · 20 answers · asked by Akira_Cat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the Difference between Tiger Woods and a sock?

2006-11-14 21:59:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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is anyone else as bored as me?

i am in college and i have 2 sit here and help the little kids around, gutted share your stories

2006-11-14 21:57:21 · 11 answers · asked by jonny_efc_2006 1 in Polls & Surveys

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WHY IS WRITING IN ALL CAPS ON THE INTERNET CONSIDERrED TO BE RUDE ?

just why ???

I added that extra r in 'considered' because I wasn't being allowed to post an all caps question.If capital letters are rude,why are they allowed in english???

2006-11-14 21:54:57 · 20 answers · asked by MilleniumPrankster 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone seen the 1994 film kids?

I watched it last yr when it came on the channel banned movie week thing, and i was shocked so bad, even though im 18 now, it still gets to me, is this what teens get upto in america????????

2006-11-14 21:50:40 · 10 answers · asked by Farpandaaaaaa 2 in Movies

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Which is one person you'd 'PAY' to see get beaten up ?

Me : Anyone who tortures innocent animals,and innocent fellow humans,and anyone who's corrupt.

2006-11-14 21:50:13 · 20 answers · asked by MilleniumPrankster 1 in Polls & Surveys

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When are the people that make Bond movies gonna learn?

OK, I like women, and the women in the Bond movies are real knock outs, but I would rather see less of the 'romance' and even more action and real-life toys that the Bond movies are famous for. What do you men out there think?

2006-11-14 21:50:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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My birth date sum is 7, so which no. will suites me?

2006-11-14 21:49:50 · 1 answers · asked by Leo 1 in Horoscopes

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If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be and why?

2006-11-14 21:49:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which Law and Order is your favorite? SVU? CI? Original? Extra Crispy?

2006-11-14 21:49:26 · 8 answers · asked by Rez 5 in Television

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Are you a light fantastic?

♥

2006-11-14 21:48:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is this horoscopes r comparitable?

male:22/sept/1976, 5:05 AM, trivandrum, kerala, india
female:5 /december /1983 , 10:40 AM , trivandrm ,kerala, india

2006-11-14 21:47:52 · 4 answers · asked by kukku 2 in Horoscopes

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did frank sinatra actually sang Beyond the sea?

I can't find any album on the internet that has the song performed by him

2006-11-14 21:47:29 · 11 answers · asked by Cinthya V 2 in Celebrities

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Is there a way to get rid of hiccups that really works ?

I need one...desperately !!

2006-11-14 21:47:25 · 13 answers · asked by MilleniumPrankster 1 in Polls & Surveys

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How are we to win the battle of the sexes when we keep sleeping with the enemy?

2006-11-14 21:45:15 · 9 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you have me as your leader?

I'd be the first one the aliens go to, and I'd negotiate things on Earth, (ahem), United States of Hannah's behalf.

If Bush or Putin or Blair or Musharraf or Koizumi did a good job, wouldn't I do a GREAT one?!

Think about it. That or, answer any leaders you think would do as well as I.

2006-11-14 21:43:10 · 11 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Why Paris Hilton is a Minger!!?

Now you might be wondering why I'm so hung up on this. Well I'm a 28yr old Irish man, born and bred in Dublin. Hilton is here right now and she's proclaiming to be Irish!!!! 3rd generation. I'm physically sick. I think she's a horror show. She looks like one of those dogs you see entered in pagent shows with the really long hair and the bow on top!! I also a musician myspace.com/8ballmusic and I could write her songs on the shitter. Can anyone argue that Paris is A) Talented B) Not a minger and C) Definitly not Irish!!!!!!

2006-11-14 21:42:31 · 22 answers · asked by KC 2 in Celebrities

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Did you ever feel you are the luckiest person?

when and why?

2006-11-14 21:41:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys