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Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

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Is "Friday Night Lights" really going to be canceled? I hope not, because I love that show!!!

2006-11-14 23:32:55 · 6 answers · asked by ~Taylor~ 3 in Television

But like kinda relax songs Like "baby please don't go"-Chicago..like that you would close you eyes to..and at least a little popular...please I need them fast so first to answer gets 10(but make it good)!! thanks!

2006-11-14 23:30:27 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Music

2006-11-14 23:29:11 · 16 answers · asked by arizonae 1 in Music

2006-11-14 23:28:16 · 14 answers · asked by heywould 1 in Celebrities

What is the place they are in?

Who are the 'others'?

HELP! Its driving me mad!

2006-11-14 23:27:48 · 5 answers · asked by huvgj 2 in Television

He is from el sanvador and he was a singer , he es dead

2006-11-14 23:27:05 · 1 answers · asked by CDM 1 in Celebrities

Every year, I resolve to start my shopping early and be ready in more than enough time......what actually happens is that I end up scrambling around in a 24-hour drugstore on Christmas Eve.......

2006-11-14 23:26:52 · 12 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know only Nicky, but there is someone who said that she is the oldest of her other 3 sisters. So, actually she has only 1 sister or 3 sisters? Please help me..

2006-11-14 23:24:46 · 13 answers · asked by monkey_from_heaven 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-14 23:24:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Please explain to me how my response to a joke I didn't find funny was reported as a violation? How is my saying"eyeroll" any different than people saying"dumb", "lame", "not funny", etc.?The person reported me for"not a question/answer"...oh please!I didnt realize that telling a joke was considered asking a question so isn't everyone telling a joke on here violating that rule also? I say people need to lighten up and realize that everyone's sense of humour isnt going to be the same.If I had a quarter for reporting everyone that didnt find my jokes humorous.....LOL...sheesh

2006-11-14 23:22:46 · 8 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

can this relataionship work?, what are the avantages and disadvantages of this pairing?

2006-11-14 23:22:35 · 8 answers · asked by Suriyah 2 in Horoscopes

2006-11-14 23:21:40 · 20 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

Think before you speak

……………………………………………………………

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!



Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....



FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word .. he knew better.



SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls"



THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.



FOURTH TESTIMONY:

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.



FIFTH TESTIMONY:

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident"? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!



LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard! Now, didn't that feel good?

2006-11-14 23:21:00 · 19 answers · asked by Peachy Girl 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 23:20:56 · 24 answers · asked by Wiley 5 in Polls & Surveys

(I was trying to watch the show from the kitchen...) I turned around for one second to get something out of the oven and when I turned back around, I swear, Elliot was making out with his new partner. I don't see that well, but that's just what it looked like from where I was standing. Can someone tell me what happened? Was I seeing things? If they were making out, what prompted it?

2006-11-14 23:18:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

assuming you can never take a car ever again


I would want a cheetah ... really quick and can protect you

2006-11-14 23:18:48 · 32 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

I walk and take the bus. Usually take the bus in the morning and walk in the afternoon. Not fun having to walk 30 minutes in cold weather everyday. But I really despise taking the bus after school.

2006-11-14 23:16:08 · 25 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know unemployed people that are better off than me....

2006-11-14 23:16:02 · 4 answers · asked by wgummidge 1 in Polls & Surveys

Optician?

2006-11-14 23:16:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

u know the mucho gusto part

2006-11-14 23:13:52 · 2 answers · asked by ? 3 in Music

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The A-Team!

2006-11-14 23:12:41 · 2 answers · asked by Chris C 3 in Jokes & Riddles

1

Vampire bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

2006-11-14 23:12:23 · 7 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 23:12:11 · 7 answers · asked by bhavesh g 1 in Horoscopes

I always jump into P&S ...... can't help it

2006-11-14 23:11:49 · 16 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever noticed how people who constantly refer to themselves as "mad" are incredibly boring?

2006-11-14 23:10:49 · 15 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 23:09:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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