Vampire bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
2006-11-14 23:12:23 · 7 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one! didn't know where you were going at first but gave me good chuckle this morning, Just like the little ol man that stumbled into the ice-cream parlor after finally getting himself situated on the stool he said "I'll have a banana Split" the waitress asked "crushed nuts?" He said no "Arthritis"
2006-11-14 23:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by kissybertha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I love that joke but the last time I read it, it was a bit different! ;-)
2006-11-15 07:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by parapligiko A.E. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is something missing from the last line i cant seem to get it!
thx for posting the joke.
2006-11-15 07:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not that funny. Especially not to have typed that much.
2006-11-15 07:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha, i love it!
thats funny!
2006-11-15 07:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the question?
2006-11-15 07:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
HAHAHAHA...that was cute!!
2006-11-15 07:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋