I was on holiday recently in America (that's a laugh for thoe who know me) and there was an earthquake, I was really pissed off. I'd just finished my jigsaw. Then I went for a walk and came accross one of those ladies of horizontal refreshment, boy she was rough, she had a tattoo over her fanny "all you can eat for five$". I got on the plane to come home and this bloke says to me " I think your'e in my seat mate", I told him to f**k off, OK he says " you fly the f**king plane. Anyway got to go Bye for now!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-10
23:59:11
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