Deck the halls-
Deck the hall with gasoline
Light a match and watch it gleam
Pop a tire, break a window
Fa la la la la ,
Fa la la la la
Jingle bells-
Jingle bells
Batman man smells
Robin laid a egg
The bat mobile lost a wheel
And Joker got a away - hey
If you got other lyrics share share-- best one gets 10 points
Justin
2006-11-10 23:38:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Deck the malls this Christmas season,
fa la la la la, la la la la
Blow your cash for no good reason,
fa la la la la, la la la la
Push your charge card to it's limit
fa la la, la la la, la la la
Your check book now has nothing in it.
fa la la la la, la la la la.
(Sung to the tune "Jingle Bells")
Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty chevrolte !
2006-11-11 00:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have another version of Deck the Halls.
You substitute someones name (that you dislike) into it. For this purpose I have used Mr. Smith.
Deck Mr. Smith with gasoline
Fa La La La La
La La La La
Light a match and watch him scream
Fa La La La La
La La La La
Watch his balls turn into ashes
Fa La La La La
La La La La
Aren't you glad you play with matches
Fa La La La La
La La La La
=D
2006-11-10 23:45:12 · answer #2 · answered by himynameiskim 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
silent night, holy night all is quiet, alls not right
there's a psycho creeping round the house
looking for virgins to sacrifice to the night
silent night, holy night all be quiet and we will make it through the night.
dashing through the snow on a one horse open slay,
there goes santa claus with the cops close on his tail
oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
santas doing 150 on the interstate highway
2006-11-10 23:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
(Me and my friends)
Jingle Bells-
Jingle Bells, Neeka smells
Toni layed an egg
Pau is weird
and we are too
and we're in school today
HEY!
Deck the halls-
Deck that gay with worms and roaches
fa la la la la
la la la la
Watch 'her' scream while adding in loaches
fa la la la la
la la la la
Watch his butt going up and down
while 'she's' running all around
Watch the gay running around
fa la la la la la la la la
fa la la la la la la la laaaaa!!!!!
2006-11-11 00:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jingle my balls
Jingle my balls
Take it in all the way
oh what fun it is for you to
ride me til I explode --hey!
2006-11-11 01:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by junebaby 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love abi's "rusty chevrolet" one. That made me laugh!
2006-11-11 03:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
(sung to the tune of Felice naviad)
fleas on my dog, fleas on my dog ,fleas on my dog they make him scratch on the carpet all day long. i wish he'd get a flea collar to stop scratching , i wish he'd get a flea collar so we could play outside , i want to play outside with him and his squeaky toy , i want to play outside with him all day long "fleas on my dog" "hey"
p.s. me and my friend made this up ourselves
2006-11-11 00:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by asherrz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL i love the second 1 (^_^)
2006-11-10 23:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O Rudolf with your butt so tight,
Make this Santa's flight alright...
2006-11-11 02:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by one eye 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I alredy knew the second one. But thanks for the first one.
2006-11-11 01:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋