A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub.
Get your coat on."
The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies,
"Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?"
The husband replies, "No - I'm turning the heating off."
2006-11-10 23:42:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An hour later the same man rings his wife from the pub and says
"I just won lotto pack your bags".
She answers "that is fantastic darling where are we going?"
He says " I don't care just be gone when I get home".
2006-11-11 01:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by kevin_4508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo! {throws fruit}
2006-11-11 08:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-11-11 07:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by that one girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!!!
2006-11-11 09:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-11-11 07:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by blink_rulez_1990 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA great joke. i kinda like that one !
2006-11-11 07:45:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smiled.
2006-11-11 07:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by arcanehex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee
Justin
2006-11-11 07:54:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boo!
2006-11-11 07:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋