I was on holiday recently in America (that's a laugh for thoe who know me) and there was an earthquake, I was really pissed off. I'd just finished my jigsaw. Then I went for a walk and came accross one of those ladies of horizontal refreshment, boy she was rough, she had a tattoo over her fanny "all you can eat for five$". I got on the plane to come home and this bloke says to me " I think your'e in my seat mate", I told him to f**k off, OK he says " you fly the f**king plane. Anyway got to go Bye for now!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-10 23:59:11 · 16 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you should of took me with ya man
2006-11-11 04:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a lad named Brent
Whose member was shriveled and bent
At Xmas he would wait, under the mistletoe as bait
But alas, the ladies all knew his lament
2006-11-11 08:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'v ruffled some feathers there mate , but it's a good joke !
2006-11-11 10:42:21 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell was that? Maybe you should stay away from America. We don't need anymore idiot genes in the population pool.
2006-11-11 08:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And for my next trick,i will have two points for answering this load of rubbish
2006-11-11 08:56:25 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you drink a lot before you come on 'Answers'? If not i would give up the tobacco!!!!!!!! lol
=kizzy=
2006-11-11 14:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa - I thnk you've been taking those acid trips far too long !!!!!!
2006-11-11 08:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by starlet108 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a complete waste of time and space...
2006-11-11 08:02:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
OMG...lol
2006-11-11 08:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good story
2006-11-11 08:04:59 · answer #10 · answered by gunesumut 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋