Entertainment & Music - 10 November 2006

Great nursery rhymes by richard digance.


Old mother hubbard
went to her cupboard
to fetch her poor doggy a bone
but when she bent over
up popped rover
and gave her a bone of his own.



sing a song of sixpence
a pocket full of rye
four and twenty blackbirds
baked in a pie
when the pie was opened
a shrivelled blackbird sat
saying "alright lad a jokes a joke, what rotten sod did that"



ding dong bell
p*ssy down a well
how can you tell
by the bleeding awful smell
who let it out
little tommy trout
then he had a sniff
and he thru him in again
down went the rope
down went the bucket
down went the cat
and he shouted "F*ck it".

2006-11-10 23:23:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-10 23:21:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

or you think that you can make your own luck?

2006-11-10 23:17:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine goes like this:

Man returning from work to wife: "Gimme a cup of tea, quick, before it starts"..

Wife: "OK, OK, relax, the tea is coming"...

Man: Quick honey, before it starts, bring that tea"...

Irritated Wife: " Hey, I said relax, will you ! Dont gimme that crap again, I said I am bringing your stupid cuppa tea, ok, so dont shout mister, what do you think I am you @#$%@ ?

Man: See, I told you, it has STARTED already !!!

2006-11-10 23:16:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-10 23:14:56 · 14 answers · asked by edna fan 1 in Celebrities

One night, while tending bar, Morris, the bartender notices this
hideous looking fella...really ugly....at the far end of the bar
with several hot women around him.

Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of him, and he
walks down to where the ugly man is. Morris says, "Please don't
get offended when I tell you this, but I couldn't help noticing
you have several beautiful women hanging all over you, and,
forgive me, but you are not exactly the most handsome person I've
ever seen. In fact, you're quite ugly.

"Now, normally, I would think these ladies are attracted to you
because of your money, but I can tell by the way you're dressed,
and the fact that they are buying YOU drinks, it's not your money.

"So, tell me, sir, what is it about you that these women are so
crazy about?"

The man paused a moment, smiled suggestively, licked his eyebrows,
and said, "I haven't the foggiest idea."

2006-11-10 23:14:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I want to be able to learn songs to sing as solos...kinda like the old "torch song" singers. Thanks!

2006-11-10 23:12:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anna 1 in Music

2006-11-10 23:11:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

No peeking at my Q & A, please. Thanks! :)

2006-11-10 23:11:01 · 18 answers · asked by *babydoll* 6 in Polls & Surveys

who will go ..............

2006-11-10 23:10:52 · 18 answers · asked by vicky_edmond2000 2 in Television

lyrics are:
female voice: waqt thoda sa abhi kuch aur guzar janey dhe, and something something

Kishore kumar's voice : Aur thodi dher dekh lene dhe ye chehra, zindagi bhar ki thakan dil se utar janey dhe

2006-11-10 23:10:50 · 16 answers · asked by iamcoolnhot 1 in Music

Im shooting for Melrose... Only because shes done so good, or Caridee shes a cutie... who do you think will be Americas Next Top Model?

2006-11-10 23:09:02 · 1 answers · asked by greygirl06 2 in Television

2006-11-10 23:08:05 · 25 answers · asked by dolly g 1 in Celebrities

i know do u

2006-11-10 23:05:53 · 19 answers · asked by talltale15 1 in Jokes & Riddles

it is light as a feather yet man cant hold it 4 long
what is it

2006-11-10 23:05:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what happened after the fight at the river when they were fishing
my vcr quit tappping when the guy hit the rocks

2006-11-10 23:05:34 · 7 answers · asked by blue ox 1 in Television

What do you think of the show?
Does the "language" bother you?
Do you think it portrays Italians as mobsters?
I like the show, in spite of some negativity about it; how do you feel about it?

2006-11-10 23:03:42 · 3 answers · asked by JoJoCieCie 5 in Television

Is brees son really gay?Or is he just pretending to be gay to hurt her? ( i missed a few episodes in between and im kinda confused)

2006-11-10 23:01:40 · 7 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Television

2006-11-10 23:00:59 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 23:00:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

for an internal check up. Doctor says "you`re still a virgin but been married three times how is that?" The woman replies , my first hubby was an astronomer , all he wanted to do was stare at it . My second husband was a psychologist , all he wanted to do was talk to it and my 3rd husband was a stamp collector.....................
God i miss him !

2006-11-10 22:59:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-10 22:59:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-10 22:59:38 · 13 answers · asked by A Different Set Of Jaws 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 22:57:49 · 3 answers · asked by deanorjon 5 in Television

plain or with something in it?
i love milk with cornflakes.

2006-11-10 22:56:37 · 70 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Polls & Surveys

not that i care

2006-11-10 22:55:34 · 9 answers · asked by whay i lost my ?s 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Been to the point of NO RETURN??

Did you make it back?

2006-11-10 22:50:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think there is a great sense of community on here, and we should help each other out. Fu-Fu has been trying to get people to help her since yesterday, c'mon, let's help her!

If you'd like to help, please go to http://www.codemasters.com/danceandwin/
if we all do 10 votes each, perhaps she can beat the pink wierdo!

2006-11-10 22:47:02 · 13 answers · asked by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

Thumbs up or down?

A Jewish man is sitting on a train, when 3 Arab’s get into his compartment.
The Arab’s sit down, and the Jewish man is a little worried, but keeps quiet.
All is well for a little while, when one of the Arab men says “Hey JEW, go get us some coffee”. The Jewish man stands up to go get the coffee when the Arab says “take off one of your shoes and leave it here”! The Jewish man complies, and leaves to go get them some coffee.

When he returns, they take their coffee’s, and he picks up his shoe, “you Sh*t in my shoe” he said, and the Arab’s all laughed.

Another hour passes, and the Arab says “Hey Jew, go get us another coffee, and leave your other shoe”, not wanting any trouble, the Jew complied, left his shoe, and went to get the coffee.

He returns with the coffee, gives it to them, and picks up the other shoe “You sh*t in both my shoes”! At which the Arab’s start laughing again.

(continued below)

2006-11-10 22:43:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

John and David were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John
suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed
there.
David promptly jumped in and saved him. He swam to the bottom of the
pool and pulled John out.

The medical director learned of David's heroic act. He immediately
ordered that David be discharged from the mental hospital, as he
considered

David to be OK.

The doctor said, "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The
good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have
regained
your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient
you
must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient whom you
saved
hanged
himself in the bathroom, and died."
David was quiet for a moment. Then he replied, "Doctor, he didn't hang
himself. I hung him there to
dry!"

2006-11-10 22:42:53 · 9 answers · asked by asdf 1 in Jokes & Riddles