One night, while tending bar, Morris, the bartender notices this
hideous looking fella...really ugly....at the far end of the bar
with several hot women around him.
Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of him, and he
walks down to where the ugly man is. Morris says, "Please don't
get offended when I tell you this, but I couldn't help noticing
you have several beautiful women hanging all over you, and,
forgive me, but you are not exactly the most handsome person I've
ever seen. In fact, you're quite ugly.
"Now, normally, I would think these ladies are attracted to you
because of your money, but I can tell by the way you're dressed,
and the fact that they are buying YOU drinks, it's not your money.
"So, tell me, sir, what is it about you that these women are so
crazy about?"
The man paused a moment, smiled suggestively, licked his eyebrows,
and said, "I haven't the foggiest idea."
2006-11-10 23:14:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeh well what can i say except for LMAO
2006-11-10 23:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now ain't that an interesting talent
2006-11-11 08:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hate to burst your bubble here pal, but i dont thinks its funny.
2006-11-11 09:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Now that was funny!
2006-11-11 11:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was buying drinks for all the ladies.
2006-11-11 07:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i will have to look in the dictionary to get it
2006-11-11 08:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's the tongue
2006-11-11 09:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by junebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even i don't have
2006-11-11 07:18:38 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(^_^)
2006-11-11 07:25:25 · answer #9 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋