Mine goes like this:
Man returning from work to wife: "Gimme a cup of tea, quick, before it starts"..
Wife: "OK, OK, relax, the tea is coming"...
Man: Quick honey, before it starts, bring that tea"...
Irritated Wife: " Hey, I said relax, will you ! Dont gimme that crap again, I said I am bringing your stupid cuppa tea, ok, so dont shout mister, what do you think I am you @#$%@ ?
Man: See, I told you, it has STARTED already !!!
2006-11-10 23:16:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was great. but i think i have heard it. but still loved it. good one.
2006-11-10 23:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Sardar left his his Car Parked in the No Parking Area
When he returned he found a Ticket stuck to his Car reading "Parking Fine".
He took out the Sticker, wrote something on it and stuck it to the nearby Pole.
You know what it read???? It read "Thanks for the Compliment!!!"
2006-11-14 02:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by chillgalsnboys 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through
no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an
evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only
one word each year. However, he could save up
the words so that if he did not speak for a whole
year, then the following year he was allowed to
speak two words. (This was before the time of
letter writing or sign language.)
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips,
golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.
With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain
from speaking for two whole years so that he could
look at her and say "my darling".
But at the end of the two years he wished to tell
her that he loved her.
Because of this he waited three more years
without speaking
(bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But at the end of these five years he realized that
he had to ask her to marry him.
So he waited ANOTHER four years without
speaking.
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy
knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded
and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden
the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap,
knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said
huskily,
"My darling,I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair
behind a dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting
her ruby lips, said:
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scroll down.............
3 hours ago
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"Pardon??''
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::There goes another 9 Yearx...::
2006-11-11 10:20:25 · answer #3 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
a 5 yr old boy tom wants to hv a cycle 4 his b'day but he has been very naughty all that yr...he asks his mother 4 d cycle n his mother asks him to write a leeter to God tellin him how he has been n that he wud lk a cycle...he goes to his room n writes...
"dear god...this is ur friend Tom. I hv been a very good boy this yr n i want a cycle 4 my b'day.." He realises this is not true...n writes again/..
"Dear God...this is Tom ur friend...n i hv been a good boy"...He knows even this is not completely true so he writes again..
"Dear God i have been a fairly good boy..."///Nay he knows he wont get a cycle wid that...
He goes to his mum n says n says m going to church...his mum thinks her plan is working...
he goes to the confession box...quietly picks up the small statue of Mother Mary n comes bk home ruuning...back to his room n writes a letter...
"Dear God...i have kidnapped ur mom n i want a cycle 4 my b'day...Tom"
2006-11-11 13:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There was an English, Scottish, Irish and a Chinese man in a plane.
The English man looks out and says 'look, there's England'.
The Scottish man then looks out and says 'look, there's Scotland', and the Irish man looks out and says 'and there's Ireland'
The Chinese man looks out and can't see China, and, not wanting to feel left out throws a plate out the window and says 'look, there's china'.
(This is not a racist joke obviously)
2006-11-11 07:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by ☼lola☼ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Doctor: Drink water thirty minutes before going to bed.
Patient: I can't.
Doctor: Why not?
Patient: I get full in five minutes.
2006-11-11 07:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by Curt P 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to
give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just
bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
2006-11-11 23:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by arpita 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two women were sitting quietly together
2006-11-11 08:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by azka a 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOVE and FRIENDSHIP were friends.While they had gone for a walk,Love fell into a well(Love is blind).Friend also fell into the well(Friend will do anything for Love).
2006-11-11 08:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by @! 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had.
2006-11-11 08:47:35 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
once a father asked his son
father: i scold u everytime ...how do u control ur anger
son: i start cleanin d toilet
father:well how does dat help
son: i use ur toothbrush....hehe
2006-11-11 08:01:51 · answer #11 · answered by neha 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋