I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft Chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."
"Yes?"
"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Mark'"
"Sure."
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.
"Hi, Mark" he said.
I replied, "Get lost, Gates, I'm in a meeting."
2006-11-14 22:04:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
excellent 9 -10 love to see that in real life.
2006-11-14 22:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For me its not funny.Its intimidating.When you send it to me as a joke i will never make me laugh but it will make me annoyed for what you've done to Bill Gates. Cant you see you just ask a favor from the richest man in the Earth, but even if he is not rich its not a good joke brother.Make another funny without intimidating someone who's not doing anything to you.In 1- 10 is the highest, i will rate it 2
2006-11-15 06:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by missy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Out of 10, I give you zero for being funny. Youre just plain rude, and hopefully will never make anything of yourself if you have to rely on that type of humor.
2006-11-15 06:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by Daydreamer 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've heard this one before but I do think it is funny! I'd give it 8 out of 10!
2006-11-15 06:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Clever, with a tad bit of funny mixed in.
2006-11-15 06:07:46 · answer #5 · answered by oh_what_a_wabbit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 not bad!
2006-11-15 06:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.thats pretty clever and funny.i would rate you 7.5 out of 10.
2006-11-15 06:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeh well i guess so if ya think these sorta things are funny i guess
2006-11-15 06:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by mustang_rws 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some dude is a jerk.
2006-11-15 06:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really cute!!! LOL!!
2006-11-15 06:09:18 · answer #10 · answered by Mommy to be!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋