The first one said. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned". "I touched a man's penis with my finger"!
The Priest said. "Go outside, wash your finger in the Holy Water and say 2 Hail Mary's"!
The second Nun said. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned"> "I touched a man's Penis with my hand"!
The Priest said. "Go outside, wash your hand in the Holy Water and say 3 Hail Mary's"!
The 4th Nun turned to the Third and said. "Can I go in before you"?
The third Nun asked why?
The 4th Nun replied. "I'd like to rinse out my mouth, before you wash your @rse"!
2006-11-14
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