They are meant to be rock-hard, penguin-face-ripper-offerers
Yet mine just walk around and look depressed?
Are their any cures? they are even turning their noses up at the seal meat at the moment...
2006-11-14 23:38:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just don't turn your back on it.........
2006-11-14 23:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real problem is that they migrate from north to south and it gets a bit disconcerting to see them lumbering down I-5, stopping at the local gas station for an Icee before they continue on
2006-11-15 07:41:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they're suffering from Seasonal Depression. Try a few weeks in the Bahamas and see if it will brighten them up. Best of luck, it's tough when you have a 1,000 pound depressed bear.
2006-11-15 07:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by i have no idea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they feel as though their existence is meaningless?
I would suggest showing them the movie "Fightclub". I suspect that this is just what they need in order to realise their full potential.
2006-11-15 08:00:59 · answer #4 · answered by orion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be questioned to the Presidents, who were least bothered about global warming
2006-11-15 07:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by david j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maby you could try poking and smacking it with a long sharp stick.
and yelling at it.
Im sher youll get a responce out of it then.
2006-11-15 07:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by loboe27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are feeling the effects of global warming.
2006-11-15 07:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by bluenose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They ran out of prozac!
2006-11-15 07:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by mexicansuck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-15 07:41:58 · answer #9 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are depressed about their sexual orientation.
2006-11-15 11:43:05 · answer #10 · answered by SUzyQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋