Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell when you were lying.
If you were, ZAP! It would suck you in and you were gone forever.

One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by the mirror. The old
lady looked in it and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she was gone.


The brunette looked in and said, "I think I'm the most
Beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she, too,
disappeared.

The blonde looked in and said, "I think. . ."
ZAP!

2006-11-17 06:12:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 06:12:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Would it be a sucker bet to predict Free Bird and Sweet Home Alabama as Community faves? LOL

2006-11-17 06:12:31 · 14 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

house, car, bank account, etc... you fill in the blanks

2006-11-17 06:11:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Sounds like a fantasy but we are mature enough to relize the probabilities are slim to none but nothing ventured nothing gained.Just would like to do luch or hang out for a while. Thoughts?

2006-11-17 06:11:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

My passion are musicians, long hair to fall on me...spirit to nurture me....and eroticism...to fill me...

2006-11-17 06:10:28 · 2 answers · asked by Sam254 1 in Music

I've been playing piano since I was like 5, and for my 18th birthday I'm getting an electric guitar. I've been playing acoustic for a couple months. My mother seems convinced that the only way to get good at guitar is with lessons; because that's what she did. I can already play the most common chords, and read tabs. So with all the free info online what the hell do I need lessons for?

2006-11-17 06:10:10 · 7 answers · asked by PaulN 2 in Music

A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a
cross-country flight, and settles her in for the trip, smiling prettily at
admiring passengers seated around her.

Underway, a flight attendant soon approaches the blonde and says, 'Miss, I'm
sorry, but I see that your ticket is for coach, and you're seated in first
class; I'm afraid you'll have to move.'
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York
to be a model.'


Slightly incredulous, the attendant alerts the senior flight attendant.

The senior attendant approaches the blonde and says, politely,'I'm sorry,
Miss, but since your ticket is for coach, you'll have to move back.'


The blonde replies, sweetly, 'I'm Blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
New York to be a model' -- and shows no signs of moving.
Frustrated, the senior attendant informs the captain, and he says he'll deal
with the problem. He turns over flight control, walks to the rear, and observes
the blonde seated comfortably in first class.


Approaching her with a smile, the captain leans over and speaks quietly into
the blonde's ear. Almost immediately, the blonde gathers her things, gets up,
and moves quickly to the coach compartment.

Amazed, the senior flight attendant asks the captain, 'Captain, I'm impressed
... what did you say to her?'
The captain grinned slyly and said, 'I just told her that the first class
cabin doesn't go to New York.'

2006-11-17 06:09:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 06:09:28 · 2 answers · asked by Lesley T 1 in Television

the current iraq war me i really dont care it doesnt affect me

2006-11-17 06:09:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:08:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:08:44 · 6 answers · asked by hurricane423 2 in Movies

and hide behind an avatar

2006-11-17 06:08:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

We are going on a trip to L.A. in March and would like to get tickets for the studio audience. Anyone know about how to do this??? Thanks!

2006-11-17 06:08:23 · 6 answers · asked by stay_sha 2 in Television

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"
Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word "fallen" instead. From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen." This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.
Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!"
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know why you're laughing; your wife fell three times last week!"

2006-11-17 06:08:20 · 7 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm getting bored at school and i need a hilarious prank which i can do with a thew mates and be able to get away with it, another words so nobody is going to find out it was me.
please help me,
p.s. i want funny ones not sick ones.

2006-11-17 06:07:53 · 3 answers · asked by Dom B 1 in Jokes & Riddles

The county advertised for a new employee to paint the white lines down the middle of the roads.

A blonde lady was the only applicant and she got the job.

On the first day, she painted an impressive 50 miles of road, and her boss was very proud.

On her second day, she painted 25 miles of road, and her boss thought that was just fine.

On her third day she painted only 15 miles of road, and her boss was starting to get concerned.

On her fourth day she painted a mere 7 miles of road. Her boss asked her why she kept painting less and less road.

"Well," she answered, "each day the paint bucket is further and further away!".

2006-11-17 06:07:33 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have
great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of
two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said: "Oh
darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."
But then she said: "I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning
my mother moves in with us."

2006-11-17 06:07:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are unleashed "fightingdogs" allowed in Florida?
My neighbor just got one of those crazy things and I'm pretty scared now cause I have a baby and a lil dog myself. What can I do?

2006-11-17 06:07:26 · 5 answers · asked by BarbieQ 6 in Polls & Surveys

i think i am a pie monster

2006-11-17 06:07:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know who sang "oblady oblada"? i know marmalade sang it and bedrock also did a version, but did anyone else?

2006-11-17 06:07:19 · 9 answers · asked by Loo 4 in Celebrities

Can anyone suggest a party music cd for 7 year old girls birthday party.Mum is far too old and definitely not funky enough to come up with a good choice.please help

2006-11-17 06:06:23 · 4 answers · asked by benamco 1 in Music

2006-11-17 06:06:17 · 32 answers · asked by eduardo 2 1 in Polls & Surveys

got tickets to the Chicago shows next weekend...cant wait!

2006-11-17 06:05:49 · 2 answers · asked by Doctor J. 3 in Music

Didn't anyone besides me notice that something is seriously wrong with their music?? : their choruses do not correspond at all to the rest of song.. what i mean is, when they get to the chorus, they switch notes completely.. take the song "im movin' on"..after the beginning of the song, you dont expect these notes in the chorus AT ALL.. is it just me or did anyone else notice this??

2006-11-17 06:05:31 · 4 answers · asked by hedZy ♀ The Dancing Banana 4 in Music

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

2006-11-17 06:05:17 · 16 answers · asked by lildiesel2001 2 in Music

2006-11-17 06:04:28 · 7 answers · asked by OU812 5 in Movies

2006-11-17 06:04:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London, England, to Melbourne, Australia.


After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.


The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.


The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.


He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."


The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

2006-11-17 06:03:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why is it when they show Brad and Angelina together you always see the adopted children but not the baby she gave birth to a few months ago??? Just curious.

2006-11-17 06:02:53 · 12 answers · asked by KokoCutie272006 2 in Celebrities