Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell when you were lying.
If you were, ZAP! It would suck you in and you were gone forever.
One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by the mirror. The old
lady looked in it and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she was gone.
The brunette looked in and said, "I think I'm the most
Beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she, too,
disappeared.
The blonde looked in and said, "I think. . ."
ZAP!
2006-11-17 06:12:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my goodness i had to catch my breath. THAT was the best!
2006-11-17 06:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAOO!! i've heard it before but everytime i read it...its funny the same way! cant get enough of that one!
from 1-10, 9 for this joke
thumbs up
=]
2006-11-17 16:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Painful. Just plain painful.
2006-11-17 14:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-17 14:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think.......
I didn't disappear!
Good joke, man!
2006-11-17 14:17:14 · answer #5 · answered by None 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that one's really funny.
2006-11-17 14:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the funniest one I have read this morning. Thanks for the laughter....
2006-11-17 14:17:19 · answer #7 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the best one ever!!!!!
2006-11-17 14:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by princess-of-somany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋