Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

2006-11-17 06:49:15 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Or ignorant of what these words mean.

2006-11-17 06:48:25 · 40 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

What do you like the most about me....my pretty face or my sexy body?????....... The guy looks her up and down and replies.....Your sense of humour!!!!!!

2006-11-17 06:48:20 · 20 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 06:47:52 · 6 answers · asked by Grasshopper 1 in Polls & Surveys

Received them from my DVD club LoveFilm and wondered what people thought of either of them before I watch them.

2006-11-17 06:47:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I was thinking they might have music for a beginning to start on.

2006-11-17 06:47:44 · 3 answers · asked by CJ 2 in Music

Which one the best legendary Heavyrockers, Britain ever had a pride?

1. Deep Purple
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Black Sabbath
4. The Who
5. Beatles
6. Rolling stones
7. Queen
8. Free & Bad company
9. Marc Bolan & T. Rex
10. The Faces

2006-11-17 06:47:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

who is the real jame bond

2006-11-17 06:47:25 · 12 answers · asked by alon 1 in Movies

My daughter and I recently saw him in Oakville, and she loved the concert so much she wants to write Ho Jo a letter. It was her first show...she's 7...I think I've converted her :D

2006-11-17 06:47:10 · 2 answers · asked by Gwydyon 4 in Celebrities

And decide the only way to survive is to try and walk to safety.
After the first day one of the guys, feeling that he might not make it, gets the other 2 to promise, if he dies to bury him, with stones on his eyes so that the vultures, circling overhead, wont peck his eyes out, this is agreed that whoever dies will be buried with stones over their eyes so the vultures wont peck them out.
The first guy dies, and is buried, with stones on his eyes,
After 2 days the 2nd guy dies, and the last guy buries him, with stones over his eyes, so the vultures wont peck them out.
The 3rd guy realises that there is no one to bury him, so when he thinks he can go no further, sticks his head in a hole, covers his eyes with stones, and waits to die.
A guy on a camel comes past, and seeing this ar*e sticking up, decides to make the most of the situation, and starts humping away, until he hears the voice of the guy with his head in the hole, Saying,"I dont care how hard you peck, you aint gettin my eyes!

2006-11-17 06:46:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i usually drink amaretto & OJ, but looking for a change - nothing too heavy - need to keep my wits about me & not do anything i may regret ;-)

2006-11-17 06:45:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:44:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:43:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

My mother is visiting from the States and we have very different theatre tastes. I thought Stones in His Pockets was one of the funniest shows I'd ever seen about six years ago. She didn't like it because they "didn't have any sets". (Argh!) I've seen The Produces three times already, so -- can you think of something else? I'd love to see Moon, but I have a feeling she wouldn't understand it. May be too dark for her as well. Something light with music and dancing? I LOVED Contact and anything What'sHerName coreographs (e.g. The Producers). THANK YOU!

2006-11-17 06:43:35 · 16 answers · asked by Janet712inEngland 5 in Other - Entertainment

that water flows there. What am I?

2006-11-17 06:43:19 · 4 answers · asked by klara.contact 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.
At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle
nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber
being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the
needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are
manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a
minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is,
but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the
guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

2006-11-17 06:43:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

to get into a high school reunion just to meet men?

2006-11-17 06:43:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-17 06:42:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:42:37 · 30 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:41:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 06:41:32 · 8 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

a jewish boy was born without eyelids doctors say they can operate using old foreskins but his mother was really worried that the boy would make him cockeyed

2006-11-17 06:41:12 · 17 answers · asked by tank 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 06:41:00 · 25 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Radiohead 'Just'
Aphex Twin 'Come to Daddy'
Soundgarden 'Black Hole Sun'
Pavement 'Shady Lane'
Mary j Blige featuring method man 'You're all I need'

2006-11-17 06:39:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship the Lord."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered.”

2006-11-17 06:39:20 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

The song was by The Who

2006-11-17 06:38:31 · 10 answers · asked by e/eelviselvius 1 in Music

2006-11-17 06:38:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-17 06:38:01 · 30 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

i have just come to accept that dbz has gone to the land of classics and i need to move on, what anime should i focus on next.

2006-11-17 06:38:00 · 4 answers · asked by Matt B 2 in Comics & Animation

majority the things on here are blonde jokes... im not stupid cuz im blonde... i took algebra two in the seventh grade... im just asking... please let up?

2006-11-17 06:38:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles