This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship the Lord."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered.”
2006-11-17 06:39:20 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao funny as f**k
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Can we stop the abuse of the Yahoo Q&A 'abuse' report system?
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I think Yahoo Q&A should start logging the people who report all 'Abuse' and 'Violation' claims - then they would be able to identify those who are set on destroying Yahoo Q&A. - MESSAGE TO ABUSE REPORTER:report this for abuse and get your identity logged as a 'Yahoo Negative Poster' on YOUR records. You deserve it.
2006-11-17 06:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A vet asks his female assistant to put her hands out and when she does he says you have had a parrot on that hand and a parrot on that hand. he then asks her to open her mouth and put out her tongue, when she does ha says and I bet you have had a c.ck or two on that as well
2006-11-17 07:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by ste53 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IPML, punk. Were the parrots Mr Smith and Mr Weston.?
2006-11-17 06:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-11-17 06:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by suzie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-30 14:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by mccasland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 brill
2006-11-17 06:47:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
2006-11-17 06:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ! Now thats funny.
2006-11-17 06:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-11-17 06:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta love bird jokes
2006-11-17 06:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋