And decide the only way to survive is to try and walk to safety.
After the first day one of the guys, feeling that he might not make it, gets the other 2 to promise, if he dies to bury him, with stones on his eyes so that the vultures, circling overhead, wont peck his eyes out, this is agreed that whoever dies will be buried with stones over their eyes so the vultures wont peck them out.
The first guy dies, and is buried, with stones on his eyes,
After 2 days the 2nd guy dies, and the last guy buries him, with stones over his eyes, so the vultures wont peck them out.
The 3rd guy realises that there is no one to bury him, so when he thinks he can go no further, sticks his head in a hole, covers his eyes with stones, and waits to die.
A guy on a camel comes past, and seeing this ar*e sticking up, decides to make the most of the situation, and starts humping away, until he hears the voice of the guy with his head in the hole, Saying,"I dont care how hard you peck, you aint gettin my eyes!
2006-11-17 06:46:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm ashamed to say...I had to laugh.
2006-11-17 06:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA valuable heres one for you we were given informed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to assert 2 words each and every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders convey him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they convey him decrease back in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable nutrients.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they convey him in for his 2 words. “I stop,” he says. “That’s not awesome,” the elders say. “You’ve done not something yet ***** because you purchased the following.”
2016-11-29 05:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny and as far as school out it dep. on where you live its only 2:04 pm here and some places it is am
2006-11-17 07:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl,good 1
2006-11-17 06:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by dr_gonzo_1974 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS HOT!!!!!!!
lmao!!!
hehehehehehehehe!!!
:)
2006-11-17 06:48:27 · answer #5 · answered by Rach Gyllenhaal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ;) fantastic (5*s)
2006-11-17 06:50:01 · answer #6 · answered by jackyboy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
skool`s out
2006-11-17 06:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-17 06:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...gross!!
2006-11-17 07:17:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's a good one.
2006-11-17 06:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋