What do you like the most about me....my pretty face or my sexy body?????....... The guy looks her up and down and replies.....Your sense of humour!!!!!!
2006-11-17 06:48:20 · 20 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you don't want an answer -then don't ask! For crying out loud, Question like that is a trap.
If he answers "Your Face"
- "then what's wrong with my body?!" *smack!*
"Your body."
-so my face is ugly? Ha? *smack!*
"Both"
-Is the outside all you want? You dont like my personality at all?! *Smack!*
"..."
-"Oh? RLY?! S'THAT SO?! "
*hheeEeEEEE - ssSsSsSMACKK!!*
And so on and so on..
2006-11-17 07:01:55 · answer #1 · answered by yard 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your joke is a like yersel' a 9.67 / 10 - here is a joke for you
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000.
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
2006-11-17 06:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quality
2006-11-17 06:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by kimmie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! funny en interesting, bet that warns some of us neva to ask such Q to our bf!
2006-11-17 06:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jayd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so obviously you have better jokes then ?????????????????
Can we stop the abuse of the Yahoo Q&A 'abuse' report system?
YES WE CAN - Make it easy for Yahoo to log the identity of those who simply report 'abuse' for the fun or spite of it!
JUST COPY AND PAST THE FOLLOWING AFTER EVERY ONE OF YOUR ANSWERS OR QUESTIONS:
I think Yahoo Q&A should start logging the people who report all 'Abuse' and 'Violation' claims - then they would be able to identify those who are set on destroying Yahoo Q&A. - MESSAGE TO ABUSE REPORTER:report this for abuse and get your identity logged as a 'Yahoo Negative Poster' on YOUR records. You deserve it.
2006-11-17 06:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it
2006-11-17 06:50:20 · answer #6 · answered by Marcus P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha I like that one very funny
2006-11-17 06:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by Me, again 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2006-11-17 06:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont think (if this was true, and a man really had the courage to say this) the man survived it
2006-11-17 06:51:11 · answer #9 · answered by jackyboy1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, this is funny.
Are you speaking from personal experience??
2006-11-17 06:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by luv 4 dogs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋