Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

I'm moving into a new home and need help deciding on satellite (Dish, DirecTV) vs. Cable.

2006-11-17 07:13:33 · 5 answers · asked by TJL 2 in Television

2006-11-17 07:12:34 · 10 answers · asked by I'm Sparticus 4 in Television

George W Bush dies and goes to hell

Satan Greets him at the gates and Says:
"Welcome W, I have no room for you down here but I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. You are gonna have to take someones place so I can let them go and you are gonna have to do their job for eternity and since you were the leader of the free world and one of the smartest men in America I'm even gonna let you pick who goes and what job you do"

W scratches his head and reluctantly agrees

Satan asks W to follow him and they come up on this door, Satan opens the door and Richard Nixon is diving off this 10 meter board into a pool of manure he swims to the side and climbs on the board again and dives off.. That's his job

W looks at Satan and says "I don't swim that well I really don't think I would like to do that"

So Satan tells W to follow him to this 2nd door and opens it to a huge field where Ronald Reagan is teeing up a golf ball

W's eyes light up.... he loves golf

Reagan hits a drive 350 yards it bounces a few times and plop, hole in one then a bolt of lightining comes down and hits him. He tees up another and drives it 375 yards hole in one and another bolt drills him

W shakes his head and says " Man, I love golf but that looks like it hurts like a S.O.B. I don't think I want to do that"

Satan sez that's OK I have something you might really like, he leads W to this other room where inside old Slick Willie Bill Clinton is lying on his back, buck *** naked, with his hands clasped behind his head smoking a huge Cuban cigar while Monica Lewensky is doing what she does best

W shakes his head
tells Satan "Well I think I can do that!"

Satan smiles and sez...........








"OK Monica you can go!"

2006-11-17 07:12:23 · 10 answers · asked by regg 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 07:11:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 07:11:06 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ to ...... 5 in Polls & Surveys

U2
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Madonna
Depeche Mode
New Order
If you like any of them, do you think they are still relevant and how old are you?

2006-11-17 07:10:56 · 16 answers · asked by martin 4 in Polls & Surveys

im an 80s boy so thats my choice
RELAX
DONT YOU FORGET ABOUT ME
LIKE A VIRGIN
are only 3 i can think off any more ideas

2006-11-17 07:10:40 · 39 answers · asked by bruce c 1 in Music

2006-11-17 07:10:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You are enjoying your breakfast after having put some salt on your scrambled eggs when your nerdy brother presents you with an ice cube floating in a glass of water and a short length of string. He challenges you to remove the ice cube from the glass using the string without tying any knots. What strategy do you use to remove the ice cube from the water glass?

2006-11-17 07:10:20 · 10 answers · asked by Lilel 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 07:09:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-17 07:09:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 07:09:33 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Put up with someone you didnt like just to spare their feelings..

2006-11-17 07:09:09 · 28 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 07:09:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

during the day i wear mostly tight pants and shirts with a thong. and night time is regular underwear and a t-shirt or a tank top

2006-11-17 07:08:26 · 16 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys

I DO I DO

2006-11-17 07:06:43 · 9 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Comics & Animation

hwo is the best!!!

2006-11-17 07:05:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I missed it last night. From start to finish if anybody watched the whole show. Thanks in advance!

2006-11-17 07:04:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-17 07:04:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Name me your 3 most favourite hindi songs so far!

2006-11-17 07:04:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anne H 3 in Music

A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!

This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry? Send this to 5 People and the answer will pop up on the screen automatically.


we have tried all day to figure out the answer at work now we are turning to you guys to find out the answer...

2006-11-17 07:04:30 · 4 answers · asked by julie43824 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Who would you most like to see twanged just ever so slightly short of the safety net?

2006-11-17 07:04:30 · 12 answers · asked by Athene1710 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-17 07:04:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Miley Cyrus OR Hannah Montana
Lindsay Lohan OR Nicole Richie
Alexa Nikolas OR Vicotoria Justice
Kyle Massey OR Chris Massey
Emily Osment OR Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie from Full House)
Zac Efron OR Corbin Bleu
Ashley Tisdale OR Vanessa Anne Hudgens
Camille OR Rebecca (twins from Suite Life, Janice And Jessica)
Disney World OR Disney Land
Jesse McCartney OR Cody Linley
Hilary Duff OR Haylie Duff
Mary- Kate Olsen OR Ashley Olsen
Britney Spears OR Jamie Lynn Spears
Sean Flynn OR Matthew Underwood
AJ Michaka OR Aly Michaka
Dylan Sprouse OR Cole Sprouse
The Cheetah Girls OR The Parent Trap
Zoey 101 OR Hannah Montana
The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody OR That's So Raven
Just for fun guys!...........Take it see if you like it!

2006-11-17 07:04:05 · 14 answers · asked by Brengirl112 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-17 07:03:56 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 07:03:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My school is having a talent show and I really want to be in. I'm very good in music especially playing the flute, piano and clarinet. I play the flute better than clarinet and I'm in Grade 9 for piano. Anyways, I don't want to play the piano because well there's many people playing it and it's not unique.

On the flute and clarinet, I don't know many interesting songs. I really want to play the flute. I know how to play all the notes in the B flat scale, E natural and A flat. What song should I play?

2006-11-17 07:03:03 · 6 answers · asked by DiamondQueen 2 in Music

Called "Out Of This World"? It wasn't a cartoon, but think it used to come on Saturday mornings....because I remember watching it. And the girl had some kind of crystal ball or something, and I think either she was an alien, or her mom was. lol All I can really remember the show is the song they played when it came on, and it was something like Would you like to swing on a star. Anyway, just reminiscing about some of my old favorite t.v. shows, and wondering if any of you happened to remember this one in particular? It would really be neat if they would put it out on DVD.

2006-11-17 07:03:00 · 10 answers · asked by LibraT 4 in Television

Gurls omarion sux in 21 the album its like shiznit, am not saying he sux his music sux, he looks hut hut hut hell hut now but he sounds like shiznit. right??????????????????

2006-11-17 07:00:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I would like to punch Susan Sarandon and Jane Fonda in the face. How about you?

2006-11-17 06:59:39 · 10 answers · asked by Kballs 3 in Celebrities