Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

2006-11-17 07:31:59 · 2 answers · asked by legionmober 2 in Comics & Animation

fly over France upside down. Because there is nothing worth sh**ing on.

2006-11-17 07:31:58 · 12 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

all of his best songs..??? what website ?

2006-11-17 07:31:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

>At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
>
> when you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
>
> but I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that
long,
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> that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.
>
>
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> But there you are, another lie,
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> I was ready for a big Mac and you've bought me a french fry,
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> I should have known that it was bullsh*t, just a sad pathetic
>dream,
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> should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
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>
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> Go on now go, walk out the door,
>
> don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
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> Oh weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
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> don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't
count.
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>
>
> Chorus:
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> I will survive, I will survive,
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> Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive,
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> I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
>
> I will survive,
>

2006-11-17 07:31:45 · 20 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Hard choice, but I love About A Boy.

2006-11-17 07:31:23 · 17 answers · asked by KJC 7 in Celebrities

It's for a school project, no research required, simple answers.


1) Have you ever heard of distemper virus before? yes or no
2) Do you have pets? What kind of animal are they? Have they ever been vaccinated against Distemper?
3) Who/What gets distemper?
a- humans
b- dogs
c- cats
d- carnivores
4) Has any amimal or person that you know ever had distemper? yes or no
5) Have you ever heard of anyone ever having distemper? yes or no
6) Distemper is not dangerouse because it is just a virus? true or false

Also I need to know how old you are (please don't lie, I need to know because the vaccine was invented in the 60's and people of that generation probobly know more about this virus)

2006-11-17 07:31:10 · 5 answers · asked by rsclflat 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 07:31:00 · 22 answers · asked by Maji 3 in Movies

Mine is 8 im going for 9 next time!

2006-11-17 07:30:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 07:30:51 · 9 answers · asked by angelous09 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-17 07:30:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my friend wants to go back out with her ex which is scorpio and she is a taurus will they have another chance or should she just leave it??

2006-11-17 07:30:24 · 7 answers · asked by jenny 2 in Horoscopes

I'm not sure what to use to download songs to my i pod. I hard of a couple different sites, but i'm not sure which ones to use. i also heard that sometimes if you download songs from different sites that the songs from the other site get erased. Please tell me which sites you use and grade them on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest. Also, if you know anything about songs being erased when more than one website is used, please tell me.

2006-11-17 07:30:05 · 2 answers · asked by 14bert14 6 in Music

This might clear up some things and let me know why people here so such idiots. Don't worry, it's not your fault.

2006-11-17 07:29:12 · 21 answers · asked by beccare366 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 07:28:59 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ to ...... 5 in Polls & Surveys

ok ..so i heard that this show wuz over...cuz the one that plays Phil is gay and that in the show he doesnt want to keep kissing kiley(alison michalka). i dunno ..maybe its just a rumor

2006-11-17 07:28:28 · 10 answers · asked by sk8r_princess 3 in Television

am i the only person who only has questions to answer from 40mins ago?

2006-11-17 07:27:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my parents wont buy it for me

2006-11-17 07:27:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-17 07:27:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cute...you should get a smile...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the lin e stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.



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2006-11-17 07:27:13 · 10 answers · asked by Elizabeth B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 07:26:52 · 30 answers · asked by Sneaky 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-17 07:26:07 · 11 answers · asked by stevehunt78 1 in Music

Cute...you should get a smile...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the lin e stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.



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2006-11-17 07:25:52 · 9 answers · asked by Elizabeth B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone know how to tune a new bass guitar WITHOUT using a pitch pipe or piano? I did actually try using a grand piano to tune it but it was SO confusing!
I need a quick and simple way so I can whack out some riffs!

2006-11-17 07:25:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-17 07:25:47 · 12 answers · asked by jackimac113 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-17 07:25:47 · 2 answers · asked by metal lover 1 in Music

2006-11-17 07:25:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or boring as heck...

Sorry Jetsam, better?

2006-11-17 07:25:18 · 20 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

....and being a mouse, eats it whole! Half an hour later he's roaming around the house screaming "Where's the fcuking p**sy now???!!!

2006-11-17 07:25:07 · 15 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

"They must be going to have a party downstairs."Two nuts are trying to push an organ up the passage

2006-11-17 07:24:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

thompson twins,human league,level 42,queen ,spandau ballet,duran duran & more, they were the best music years ever

2006-11-17 07:24:17 · 30 answers · asked by dsw 2 in Music