>At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
>
> when you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
>
> but I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that
long,
>
> that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.
>
>
>
> But there you are, another lie,
>
> I was ready for a big Mac and you've bought me a french fry,
>
> I should have known that it was bullsh*t, just a sad pathetic
>dream,
>
> should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
>
>
>
> Go on now go, walk out the door,
>
> don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
>
> Oh weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
>
> don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't
count.
>
>
>
> Chorus:
>
> I will survive, I will survive,
>
> Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive,
>
> I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
>
> I will survive,
>
2006-11-17 07:31:45 · 20 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ME PEEING MY PANTS... THIS IS THE BEST ONE I'VE READ ON HERE... NEVER EXPECTED IT AND DEFINATELY A #1 ON MY LIST!! LOL
2006-11-17 07:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the end of some operas a fat lady sings
2016-05-21 23:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for 2 points.
I'd give you thumbs down if I were at level 2.
2006-11-17 07:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Now that's a good one! I loved it!
2006-11-17 07:45:41 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very impressive keep going.
2006-11-17 07:44:40 · answer #5 · answered by lolipop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are hilarious!!! I'm sending this to every single one of my girlfriends.
2006-11-17 07:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm girls have batteries and dildos and still complain about there sex life... and guys are called pervs!
2006-11-17 07:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good!
even my fella laughed when i just sang it too him, but that might have been my singing lol
2006-11-17 07:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by suehindley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woohoo! Too true!
2006-11-17 07:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by suckaslug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw, u dont get any do ya..thats why girls really need battery operated machinery..its ok!
2006-11-17 07:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋