....and being a mouse, eats it whole! Half an hour later he's roaming around the house screaming "Where's the fcuking p**sy now???!!!
2006-11-17 07:25:07 · 15 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent - great sense of humour:
Paddy made a mistake and took a viagra tablet instead of a sleeping tablet. He went to bed to have forty winks but ended up having forty w...............................
2006-11-17 07:29:46 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Not bad 8/10 - here is one for you called - Three wishes
A white man lands on a deserted island and finds, half buried in the sand, an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and two gorgeous blonde lady genies appear.
They grant him three wishes and after he has made them they disappear. The next thing he knows is that he is in a mansion with fifty beautiful young ladies and he then makes love to every one.
Afterwards he wanders round the house and finds that every drawer in all the furniture is crammed with money, all notes 5s, 10s, 20s and 50s. There is so much he realises he is what he wished to be - a multi-millionaire.
Just then the door is flung open and two people enter dressed as Ku Klux Klan members. They drag him outside, throw a rope over the branch of a tree, put a noose round his neck and haul him up.
Then they walk away leaving him dangling there. As they walk they take off their robes and are revealed as the two lady genies.
One turns to the other and says; "You know I can understand him wanting a mansion with fifty beautiful girls to make love to.
I can understand him wanting to be a multi-millionaire.
What I can't understand is why he wanted to be hung like a black man!"
2006-11-17 07:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I took one but it got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for weeks
2006-11-17 07:27:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff!
2006-11-17 07:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the prey becomes the predator. i love sex jokes.
2006-11-17 09:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by boricua82991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was a good one
2006-11-17 07:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. yes. thats funny.... i loved it..10 out of 10 for you...
2006-11-17 07:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehehe...thats a topper !!
2006-11-17 07:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-17 07:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well you made me laugh. ta.
2006-11-17 07:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋