Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

I loved the earlier smiling face , more so because it was gender - free. What say you ?

2006-11-17 23:23:07 · 24 answers · asked by Rainbow 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 23:21:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She is rich
rude
stupid
a hoe
can't sing
can't act
has a dog
and is spoiled

2006-11-17 23:20:25 · 17 answers · asked by O♥/ MalOdey /Oღ 5 in Polls & Surveys

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

- Movie nudity is virtually always female.

- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

- You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

- You can open all your own jars.

- Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

- Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

- When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

- All your orgasms are real.

- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

- Your last name stays put.

- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

- You don't have to shave below your neck.

- None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

- If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.

- You can write your name in the snow.

- Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

- Flowers fix everything.

- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

- You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

- You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".

- The world is your urinal.

- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

- One mood, all the time

- You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.

- You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

- You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

- Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

- You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.

- With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

- You don't mooch off others' desserts.

- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

- The remote control is yours and yours alone.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a littlegift.

- Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.

- You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

- You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

- You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

- If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.

- Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

- You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."

- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

Things that suck about being a guy:

- The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.

- External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.

- Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.

- Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.

- You have to wear ties.

- You can't flirt your way out of a jam.

- "Women and children first."

2006-11-17 23:18:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-17 23:17:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who wrote the music originally; the trumpet section etc.

2006-11-17 23:17:44 · 2 answers · asked by lexoooooooo 1 in Music

huh?

2006-11-17 23:17:40 · 7 answers · asked by Spawn 3 in Movies

genuine and nice peeps in here?

2006-11-17 23:17:34 · 11 answers · asked by mebbe_sew_mebbe_knot 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 23:16:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thankyou!

2006-11-17 23:14:52 · 10 answers · asked by huskyrex 1 in Music

2006-11-17 23:14:48 · 2 answers · asked by robjoss 2 in Comics & Animation

I just want to have some good upbeat songs for when I work out any ideas???

2006-11-17 23:14:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-17 23:13:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

did you ever notice that twords the end, when they are doing the play, when spongebob is flipping krabby patties, there is KRUSTY KRAB painted in red on the wall, when the patty comes down, there is a KK written on the wall. how weird is that?

2006-11-17 23:12:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-17 23:10:58 · 25 answers · asked by strangeinthewest 1 in Movies

Can i learn astrology from Mrs. Nupakry

2006-11-17 23:10:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Johnny loved his new trainset. His mother could leave him for hours at a time while she did things around the house without him to bother her.

One day, while she was cooking dinner, she over heard Johnny. Everytime the train would pass the station, she would hear him say "All those that want to get off, get the fu*k off, All of you that want to get on, get the fu*k on."

Highly disturbed by this, she raced into the room where Johnny was playing. "Young man", she said "march up to your room and think about what I've told you about that kind of language."

So up to his room he goes.

Two hours later, he comes back down and sits down by his trainset. The train goes around a couple of times and he proceedes to say "All those who want to get off, get the fu*k off, all those who want to get on, get the fu*k on, all those who are pissed off about the two hour delay, talk to the b itch in the kitchen.

2006-11-17 23:10:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i mean to kiss or touch someons that you were talking by internet,and you just kiss the screen!hmmmm.....do you understand?

2006-11-17 23:09:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 23:08:59 · 9 answers · asked by Crazy_DIAMOND 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-17 23:08:41 · 2 answers · asked by rome t 1 in Celebrities

was murdered and who thinks he killed himself???

2006-11-17 23:06:53 · 25 answers · asked by strangeinthewest 1 in Music

We're just in season 2 here....

2006-11-17 23:06:09 · 2 answers · asked by ? 4 in Television

hey country music fans. What is the title to a Robert Earl Keen song about a misfit girl meeting a misfit guy/going to fl and had a drug deal gone bad?

2006-11-17 23:03:57 · 1 answers · asked by bingo queen 2 in Music

i live in the centre of madrid on a nice quiet street. about two saturdays a month, i get a gipsy couple outside my flat at about midday that turn up with a keyboard strapped to a massive amplifier contraption on wheels and proceed to blast out a cra*p keyboard tune with the loudest frickin' drum backing this side of manowar. they just stand there looking up at the flats to see if anyone throws money at them. i know what i'd like to throw at them...apparently they used to have a dancing goat until the folk got all pc after foreigners got wind of tales about chucking goats off church spires on bank holidays...

anything equally strange or annoying where you live?

2006-11-17 23:00:51 · 2 answers · asked by migh 7 in Polls & Surveys

petrol over some asylum seekers. I shouted to him Hey what are you doing. He said about 15 to the gallon !!!!!!!!

2006-11-17 23:00:33 · 11 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

HER SIDE OF THE STORY

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.

2006-11-17 22:57:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've managed not to watch any of it so far!

2006-11-17 22:55:11 · 9 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Celebrities

also,this is not just in school,but who shld be his life partner-shld he LIVE thru events of book 7..surely we like to think tht d boy won't die in tragedy..n tht he'll grow old...w. a happy family ard him..

2006-11-17 22:53:44 · 3 answers · asked by Hermione J.Potter 3 in Movies

i can run 100 km without stopping in 42 minutes...am i a good runner???

2006-11-17 22:53:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

answer your question with 'thank you for the 2 points?'. At least they say thank you. LOL.

2006-11-17 22:53:08 · 12 answers · asked by **** if i know 7 in Polls & Surveys