Little Johnny joke what do you think?

Question

Johnny loved his new trainset. His mother could leave him for hours at a time while she did things around the house without him to bother her.

One day, while she was cooking dinner, she over heard Johnny. Everytime the train would pass the station, she would hear him say "All those that want to get off, get the fu*k off, All of you that want to get on, get the fu*k on."

Highly disturbed by this, she raced into the room where Johnny was playing. "Young man", she said "march up to your room and think about what I've told you about that kind of language."

So up to his room he goes.

Two hours later, he comes back down and sits down by his trainset. The train goes around a couple of times and he proceedes to say "All those who want to get off, get the fu*k off, all those who want to get on, get the fu*k on, all those who are pissed off about the two hour delay, talk to the b itch in the kitchen.

Answer 1

that was soooooooooooooooooo funny thankyou for a early morning laugh

Answer 2

put a smile on my face thats for sure try this one out but

little johnny and his brother were up in there rooms talking about how there parents swear a lot they both agreed it was time they started swearing too so they decided his brother was to say hell and fu**ing and little johnny was to say *** and fu**ing so the next morning there mother asked what they wanted for breakfast his brother said oh hell ill have some fkn cornflakes his mum slapped him to the floor turned to johnny and said what do you want he said i dunno but i bet youre *** it aint gonna be those fkn cornflakes lmao hope ya like this one too

Answer 3

Good-un

Answer 4

You have to ask where did little Johny learn to speak lihe he does has he been listening outside his mothers door

Answer 5

it's a bit annoying for a mother whose son is speaking those kind of language...but for someone like me it's two thumbs up..you got a a sense of hunor dude...maybe you used to say that when you were young...joke!!!

Answer 6

I've heard that one before! an oldie but a goodie

Answer 7

I really like this one. I have to say though I've never herd of a little johnny joke before. did you make this one up by urself? if you did ur really talented!

Answer 8

oldie but still a nice one

Answer 9

That was a nice one.

Answer 10

nice