Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
Question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER : WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy : Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.
HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked
SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
2006-11-17
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