Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
Question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER : WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy : Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.
HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked
SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
2006-11-17 20:16:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bonus jokes.
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad!
Teacher: "What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student: "My name is Sunlight."
Greta: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Greta: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher! (Remember these are only jokes!)
I AM REALLY SORRY FOR PUTTING A SARDARJI JOKE. NEXT TIME, I WILL PUT SOME OTHER JOKES.
Hope you like these jokes.
Sorry again.
2006-11-17 20:36:28 · update #1
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher(confused): Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
2006-11-17 20:45:21 · update #2
Ha ha ha, nice ones i don't think that our great Paajis will find this joke as offensive, aakhir dil to hindustani hein
2006-11-17 20:50:37 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The comedian tale is quite intense-high quality :) it is gr8 for fooling human beings.... through fact u certainly don't be attentive to what is going to take place next in this comedian tale.i certainly enjoyed the variety you formed it, through fact human beings will eagerly look ahead to the tip of this comedian tale, and on an identical time it ended-up unpredictable. suggestion: whether you alter the call of the sardarji, no one gets offended and it does no longer destroy the comedian tale additionally.
2016-12-10 11:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-17 22:05:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its was nice keep it up. search for more nice jokes so that people can read and laugh bcoz ``aaj haslai khel lai kya pata hum kal rahai gaiya ya nahee```
waiting for more jokes from u ple send me jokes of urs so that i cant miss jokes bye see u soon
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2006-11-17 21:47:55 · answer #4 · answered by sameer_pasha4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
11/10. very funny. I come from a sardar family and I am not offened. I have plenty where also. contact me on funfitter@yahoo.com or on messenger, my ID is funfitter.
2006-11-19 12:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by fun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke........ ON a 5 to 1 scale , I wud rate it as 3 ....
2006-11-17 20:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by nitin s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not thats what i call a good joke and worth reading Lmao
2006-11-17 21:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! thats a good one.10 on 10! lage raho!
2006-11-17 20:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is a woman(definition of a woman)
=woman is a sumwhat sort of human being who can talk for hours standing wid a neighbour bt cannot sit due 2 lack of time!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-19 04:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by kunal w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
2006-11-17 21:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by DEEPTI M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋