John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
>>>>rest of
>>>>me life!, between the legs of me wife!"
>>>>
>>>>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
>>>>night!
>>>>
>>>>He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the
>>>>Best toast of the night" She
>>>>said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said,
>>>>"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
>>>>me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>>>>
>>>>The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
>>>>street corner.
>>>>
>>>>The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
>>>>night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye,
>>>>he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
>>>>been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
>>>>the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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2006-11-17
20:47:31
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