John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
>>>>rest of
>>>>me life!, between the legs of me wife!"
>>>>
>>>>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
>>>>night!
>>>>
>>>>He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the
>>>>Best toast of the night" She
>>>>said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said,
>>>>"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
>>>>me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>>>>
>>>>The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
>>>>street corner.
>>>>
>>>>The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
>>>>night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye,
>>>>he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
>>>>been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
>>>>the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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2006-11-17 20:47:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good Bill that's a real good joke and a knew one so Thumbs up man
2006-11-17 21:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, and its just as funny as it was before lol lol 10/10
2006-11-18 04:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao very gd i liked that 1 10/10
2006-11-18 04:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha, real pun
2006-11-18 04:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow....i really like it....!!! i will share it to my friends...thanks a lot!
2006-11-18 04:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by Adele 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
te he
2006-11-18 04:49:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋