Please give a poor old granny a reason to smile. Do you have a good joke?
2006-11-17 20:27:08 · 8 answers · asked by grannywinkie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This could happen to you.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions
Cell phones, don't you just love them. Maybe next time you will think twice before you answer
2006-11-17 20:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by Adele 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Granny but i have to go look some up for you
2006-11-18 05:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandma and Grandpa were lying in bed one night, feeling kind of romantic. Get it? No, Grandpa did.
For three hours. Not that he was better, just takes him longer.
He now takes all night to do once, what he used to once do all night.
2006-11-18 04:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my granny basicly laughs at anything.....a lame joke would do!
2006-11-18 05:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two phsychics come to a crossroads, and one says to the other,"Hi I know you're okay,but, how am I doing?"
2006-11-18 04:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by kick it 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I usually make my grandmother laugh by askin her if she got any from my grandfather lately and then I do a sexual dance in her face. I'm sure you don't want me to do that.
2006-11-18 04:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by Truth Hurts 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
sorry granny, not today, i have got a terrible cold...
2006-11-18 04:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
OMG I HAVE NO FUCKN IDEA. Y DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CRIPPLE GRANNY LAUGH? IT WOULD PROBABLY KILL HER.
2006-11-18 04:30:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋