frog,"release me,I'll grant u 3 wishes"she freed it & frog said,"I failed 2 mention a condition,Watever u wish 4,ur husband will get 10 times of dat."She,"ok."4 her 1st wish,she wantd 2 be d most beautiful in d world.frog warned,"This'll make ur hubby d most handsome man"she,"ok, I'll be d most beautiful Woman & he'll have eyes only 4 me." So,she's d most beautiful Woman! For 2nd wish,she wantd 2 be d richest woman in d world.frog said,ur hubby will be 10 times richer dan u.she,"what's mine is his & what's his is mine."So,she's d richest woman!Den frog asked 3rd wish & she said,'I'd like a mild heart attack!'
Moral of d story:Women are clever.Don't mess wid them.
Attn female readers:Dis is d end of d joke 4 u, Stop here & continue feeling good
Male readers; pls cont.
D man had heart attack 10 times milder dan his wife
Moral of d story:Women are really dumb but think they're smart.Let'em continue 2 think & enjoy d show!
*If ur a woman & still reading means women never listen!*
2006-11-17
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