frog,"release me,I'll grant u 3 wishes"she freed it & frog said,"I failed 2 mention a condition,Watever u wish 4,ur husband will get 10 times of dat."She,"ok."4 her 1st wish,she wantd 2 be d most beautiful in d world.frog warned,"This'll make ur hubby d most handsome man"she,"ok, I'll be d most beautiful Woman & he'll have eyes only 4 me." So,she's d most beautiful Woman! For 2nd wish,she wantd 2 be d richest woman in d world.frog said,ur hubby will be 10 times richer dan u.she,"what's mine is his & what's his is mine."So,she's d richest woman!Den frog asked 3rd wish & she said,'I'd like a mild heart attack!'
Moral of d story:Women are clever.Don't mess wid them.
Attn female readers:Dis is d end of d joke 4 u, Stop here & continue feeling good
Male readers; pls cont.
D man had heart attack 10 times milder dan his wife
Moral of d story:Women are really dumb but think they're smart.Let'em continue 2 think & enjoy d show!
*If ur a woman & still reading means women never listen!*
2006-11-17 21:55:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah! i never listen to dingbats!!!...
chalo..chalo..thik hai...i agree it was OK
2006-11-18 17:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by catty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-11-18 10:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and one thing is dat no man can ever be perfect but a woman can always be perfect
2006-11-19 08:22:06 · answer #3 · answered by shriya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some womans are silent killers.
2006-11-18 05:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by deepak. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if the woman says Beat me till half death???? For the third wish.....
Answer if you can :P
2006-11-18 06:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao to both & yes i guess I never listen cause I kept reading
2006-11-18 06:02:34 · answer #6 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was nice , i had given u good rating boy.
2006-11-18 06:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by kajalb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men can never understand a women.women r d smartest and understanding so please stop criticizing a women coz ultimately u have to marry a woman.
2006-11-18 06:03:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i put this one in ages ago but you just change the endin no fair lol :P
2006-11-18 06:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by maya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thumbs up man
2006-11-18 06:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny man lmao
2006-11-18 05:59:06 · answer #11 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋